Archive for August, 2009

Failure Is Rewarding

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Well it’s not the Medal of Freedom for George Tenet, but reappointing Ben Bernanke as Fed Chairman is another example of how Goingbackwardville rewards failure to keep Movingforwardville in line.

Ben Bernanke totally missed the housing bubble. He didn’t raise interest rates enough in 2006, so as to please his White House masters. The subsequent crash of world financial markets led to a “rescue” involving the Fed more or less giving up its independence to become a SIV for the US Treasury. We still don’t know the extent of toxic assets losses, and Bernanke himself has refused to engage in the kind of transparency that would prevent these debacles from happening in the future.

Other than Greenspan (and Bernanke sat at his right hand throughout the past decade), it’s hard to think of a worse Fed Chairman or one less deserving of reappointment. But he’s in Wall Street’s pocket as much as the President who appointed him, so why be surprised?

Gorilla says: “Wonder when success will be rewarded? That will be real news!”

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A Hig And A Poke

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Dunderheads are go!!!

Fresh from yet another round of revelations in Goingbackwardville, the Administration has decided to set up the High Value Detainee Interrogation Program or HIG to deal with high value detainees in the future, assuming we actually catch any.

Mostly, this is about Movingforwardville wanting to appear to be more reasonable, namely by having the Army field manual be the basis for interrogations, having the State Department along for the ride to Extraordinary Renditionville, and coordinating, yet again, the training and methods used by the FBI, CIA, and other interrogating bodies.

Of course, extraordinary rendition and secret prisons will continue, and continue to produce absolutely nothing of any intelligence value, but that’s more important than things like habeas corpus or holding officials accountable for authorizing and condoning torture.

Gorilla thinks: “A HIGup is better when the jig’s up, I suppose!”

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Will 500,000 Be Enough?

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Not for the Soviets, and alas we don’t have the capacity to field that many in Afghanistan.

So, we’re losing yet another war whose main objectives have changed so many times as to be laughable. Revenge was fine back in 2001, so we toppled the bad Taliban regime. Of course we didn’t capture the people who attacked us, and they remain at large.

Afghanistan remains what it has always been: a failed state, financed by drug money and run by tribal warlords. Is it a threat to the US? Hardly, but it might be a marginal inconvenience if we don’t get a handle on Islamic extremism in Central Asia and the Middle East.

That requires engagement, not fruitless military adventures. Gorilla thinks Obama knows this but is too afraid to engage while he’s getting beaten up domestically. It therefore will be a big surprise if we aren’t surgin’ to withdrawl within the next 18 months.

Gorilla: “The real winner in all this is Iran, we could do a deal with them just as we did with Qaddafi, but that requires facing reality, something the Pentagon’s masters have yet to master!”

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Boycott Scotland? Send Them Flowers!

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Another vacation era story that just doesn’t make sense is the outrage over the decision by Scotland to allow a terminally ill, convicted terrorist to return to Libya to die.

Another round of Freedom whiskey anyone?

The insensible is why this should cause the slightest shred of controversy. Scotland has laws allowing clemency for dying murderers. In the US, we continue with capital punishment, keeping pace with barbarian dictatorships worldwide.

The deal with Libya (nearly 15 years ago!) was quite simple: in exchange for a large payment to the Lockerbie families, the provision of the guilty by Tripoli to international trial, and a promise by Libya not to use terrorism in future, the West would get access to Libya’s vast oil resources. Both sides have certainly lived up to this bargain.

Gorilla says: “Scotland reminds us that we are supposed to be human beings with the capacity for humanity. George W. Bush’s torturers and the Lockerbie bombing remind us of just how difficult that is!”

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No Vacation From Torture

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Unless of course, you authorized it, that’s just fine, but if you actually did it, that’s different.

Torturers and bankers have more or less gotten the same message: if you’re too powerful, impunity is never having to say you’re sorry.

Gorilla, returned from vacation, says: “Our public officials are as clean as the coal in West Virginia!”

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On Vacation

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Gorilla’s in Clean Coal West Virginia this week, blogging will be intermittent if not nonexistent.

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TGIF And Predictions

Friday, August 14th, 2009

This was what mattered this week:

*The great Les Paul died. No one in the last 70 years had a more profound impact on American popular music, as both a performer and innovator. Gorilla will miss him, here’s a little sample of his genius, brought to you by Listerine:

*The health care debate continues going nowhere. We may not be the stupidest nation on earth, but we are giving it the old college try. Gorilla thinks we will get a very minor bill out sometime in September or October.

*The Administration is beginning to talk turkey with Burma and North Korea. Gorilla thinks Iran will not be far behind.

*The foreign policy pragmatism has not yet extended to Afghanistan, but events on the ground, namely the lack of sufficient troops to stabilize the country, let alone go after al-Qaeda, are beginning to dictate the need for an exit strategy. Gorilla still believes we’ll begin to pull out by the end of 2010.

*The economy is nearing the bottom, but there’s very little evidence that growth will return anytime soon. Fundamental problems with bank insolvency and the real estate bust have not been addressed. Gorilla suggests that Goingbackwardville will remain ascendant over Movingforwardville for at least another year.

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No Cash On Mars

Friday, August 14th, 2009

NASA’s big plans for another return to the moon and a visit to Mars look like going nowhere: they’re too expensive.

The real difficulty for NASA is that it has been stuck on human space exploration for 40 years and there’s very little point to it other than publicity. The space station, its high school science experiments, and faulty plumbing in low earth orbit are hardly the stuff of boldly going. The Shuttle should have been retired 20 years ago.

Meanwhile, real science is being done at a fraction of the cost by unmanned satellites.

Gorilla thinks: “Houston, we have a problem with the earthlings!”

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Lying Is Easier

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Shock, shock to discover that those most opposed to President Obama and health care reform will happily lie to achieve their objectives.

What’s more puzzling is why the President and the Democratic Party don’t call these folks and the political party they belong to what they are: demagogic, amoral, and racist.

When contemptible idiots like Chuck Grassley and Sarah Palin are treated as serious, thoughtful people, you know health care isn’t going anywhere anytime some.

Gorilla says: “Spreading hatred of the other is the new post-partisanship, and as old as the hills”.

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Jaw Jaw

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Senator Jim Webb’s in Burma, trying to talk with the junta.

Since no one’s going to war over Burma, except rhetorically, it will be interesting to see what, if anything, Webb achieves.

It won’t be Aung San Suu Kyi’s release, and alas it won’t be the drowning of the Mormon clown who swam to her further destruction, but it may be a pause that refreshes.

Gorilla says: “When there’s nothing left to sanction, talk is the cheapest option!”

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