Archive for December 9th, 2009

It’s All About Something

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Catching bin Laden is important, says our top general in Afghanistan.

Apparently, we can’t defeat al-Qaeda until we get this “iconic” figure.

Only 3 problems with this assertion in relation to the Afghanistan “surge”:

1) bin Laden isn’t in Afghanistan.

2) We have no idea where he is, but we think it might be Pakistan.

3) There are less than 100 al-Qaedaniks in Afghanistan, and the 30,000 new troops we’re sending will be fighting the Taliban, who aren’t terrorists but are winning the civil war at the moment.

Gorilla says: “As the late, great Jean Shepherd used to say: Yes, friends, it’s inevitable, sooner or later, we’ll own generals!”

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Augustly Gutless

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

The Senate has a deal on health care reform, unless it doesn’t!

What’s on offer at the moment is cowardly. The public option, overwhelmingly supported by the American people, doesn’t have 60 votes in the Senate.

So, there’s a comprimising dance of death, this time involving the good (expanding Medicare to those over 55) and the idiotic (having a privately managed non-profit insurance option that is certified by the government).

In the end, some sausage will emerge, but real health care reform is at least 10 years away.

Gorilla thinks: “August body? More like a swoon in June!”

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