Archive for January 4th, 2010

Crossing The Jordan

Monday, January 4th, 2010

In the war on terror, it’s often hard to know when to laugh out loud at media coverage of our government, but today the Washington Post made that easy!

First, a stirring report on how much the Jordanians are helping us to beat the terrorists, apparently one of their intelligence officers was killed in last week’s CIA base camp bombing in Afghanistan.

Followed by the revelation later in the day that the same officer was responsible for recruiting the suicide bomber, thus setting up the worst day of death for the US intelligence community in years.

Difficult to know which intelligence service is planting these stories, or on which king’s behalf: the one in Langley or the one in Amman.

Gorilla says: “Crossing the Jordan is even more difficult when Jordan is crossing you!”

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Attorneys General And Amoral

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Gorilla’s had a brief correspondence with Virginia Attorney General Bill Mims about his decision to join with a few other Know Nothing Party AGs to sue the US government to stop health care reform legislation.

Gorilla asked:

Why are you wasting Virginia taxpayers’ money filing frivolous, partisan lawsuits against the health care reform bill? Your suit, as you know very well, is entirely without legal merit. It’s nothing but a cheap political stunt by a cowardly lame duck Attorney General. I thought the Attorney General was supposed to represent all the people of Virginia, not just those who vote Republican. You are an absolute disgrace to the Commonwealth, the legal profession, and the United States of America.

Here’s how Attorney General Mims’ office explained his decision:

Mr. Meek:

Thank you for contacting the Office of Attorney General Bill Mims. The Attorney General has requested that I respond to you on his behalf.

So that you might better understand the General’s actions, please allow me to explain that the letter sent to Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid regarding the Senate Version of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act H.R. 3590 asks only that Congress delete the Nebraska provision from the pending legislation. This legislation would place unfair burdens on the other 49 states to cover the costs of any new Medicaid recipients in Nebraska. The current proposed legislation would require every state, except Nebraska, to shoulder its fair share of the increased Medicaid costs the bill will generate and our Attorney General feels that this is placing undue burdens on the citizens of our Commonwealth to assist citizens of another state.

In closing, I hope that this information provides some clarification to you regarding General Mims’ actions on behalf of the citizens of Virginia.

Sincerely,
Jacqueline A. Kotvas
Community Relations
Office of the Attorney General

Gorilla tried to tease out the logic behind this clarification, but in the end was just chagrined:

Ms. Kotvas:

Your logic remains ridiculous, and it would be laughable if the complete amorality behind this lawsuit were not so serious.

Will the Attorney General be asking some or all of the other 49 states not to shoulder the unfair burden of covering the cost of say the US Navy in Norfolk and Newport News?

After all, it’s not Nebraska’s fault that the state lacks an ocean, so they don’t get anywhere near the kind of funding Virginia gets for naval facilities. Why should their citizens have to pay for Virginia’s good geographic fortune?

On the other hand, if this lawsuit is upheld in the courts, 45,000 Americans annually will continue to die for lack of health insurance, but we Virginians will save a few bucks on supporting those Medicaid chiselers in Nebraska.

I must suppose the unfair burden of those deaths, some of which will occur in Virginia, just isn’t very important to Attorney General Mims and his fellow Republican Attorneys General.

Presumably, this complete amorality on the part of Attorney General Mims and his colleagues is the legacy of what our country became in the years between 2001 and 2008, when the government decided that the rule of law and the Constitution wasn’t something that mattered very much, so long as elections were won and fear was stoked.

Thankfully, we no longer live in such a country, and Virginia’s citizens soon will not be burdened unfairly by Attorney General Mims.

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What’s In A Bailout?

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Why, the name of the world’s tallest office building:

A neck craining nod from Dubai to its big brother in Abu Dhabi!

According to Gorilla, this has not gone unnoticed on Maiden Lane: “Architects have already been commissioned for the Fed Fannie!”

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No Choice Correctly

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Burma’s top general says he hopes the Burmese people will make “correct choices” when it comes to elections scheduled for later this year.

A warning? Most probably, since the last free election held in Burma resulted in a military coup and 21 years of dictatorship.

What can be done? Nothing much at all, until the Burmese people, like the Iranian people, decide that getting rid of their bums may require the deaths of thousands.

As in Iran, there’s no real outlet for opposition and no certainty about who the population really supports. There’s hope that the veil will be lifted peacefully, but not much confidence in what’s an increasingly desperate situation.

Carrots and sticks have both been tried on Burma, but the reality is that no one’s going to war for the place and the Burmese generals know it.

Gorilla thinks: “Suu Kyi is Burma, such is life!”

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Not My Fault, Fonz!

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Ben Bernanke jumped the shark this week by suggesting that lax regulation, and not low interest rates, caused the current economic disaster. It simply wasn’t the Fed’s doing!!!

Of course, when not raising rates to prick the housing bubble, he was the main regulator for the banks who created the housing bubble.

And he’s being renominated as Fed chief because of the great job he did in saving the banks and the US economy from the consequences of the housing bubble!

Gorilla says: “Laugh? Cry? Still treated like idiots, Americans are Fed up to here!”

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“We’re As Unserious As They Are!”

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Whichever side you care to select in the Middle East peace negotiations!

The Palestinians remain divided, the Israeli government has zero interest in a permanent settlement, and the United States is too busy floundering around in Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Yemen.

Gorilla thinks: “Hard to divide the pie when on everyone’s faces!”

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Fear Takes The Biscuit

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Embassies closed!

Terminals shut down and passengers rescreened!

Odds of being a passenger on an airline being blown up by a terrorist? 11 billion to one.

Odds of a sensible national security policy not determined by a few thousand fifth-rate terrorists and not enriching defense contractors? No President will say!

Gorilla asks: “Tell me again, what does winning mean?”

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