The Chinese hackers who went after Google were actually students!
And these kids are so good, the NSA still doesn’t know who was responsible; best they could do was trace it to some servers in Taiwan.
The schools where the attacks originated are very close to the Chinese military, but a professor at one of them suggested it was just a few rogue geeks out for a bit of patriotic hacking fun!
Gorilla says: “Our kids, meanwhile, are trying their best not to make up snow days!”