Archive for February, 2010

The Usual Ass Called Army Brass

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Here we go again, the Army chief of staff says he’s not keen on gays in the military, and needs more time to figure out what to do.

Meanwhile, a couple of interesting reports.

One, of military forces in 25 countries that allow gays to serve, says that a rapid change in policy is the easiest way to integrate gays, and that there is no evidence whatever that having openly gay people in the military had a negative impact on readiness, morale, or recruitment.

Another says that America’s female soldiers are far likelier to be raped and sexually harassed than they are to die while serving in Iraq.

It’s difficult to understand why the Army’s being so ridiculous, perhaps it’s to distract attention from losing two wars.

As Gorilla says: “Welcome to the Pentagon: don’t ask us how we’re doing and we won’t tell you!”

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Bad Banks Rising

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

The number of troubled banks on the FDIC list rose 27% in 2009, and is now at the highest level since 1993.

There’s some concern that the FDIC may run out of money, although they’ve been trying to avoid borrowing from the Treasury (their lender of last resort) by asking banks to prepay deposit insurance premiums for the next 3 years (cash for clunkers in reverse, one supposes).

What this says is that the economy remains moribund, and that continuing losses from real estate loans will plague the banks for years to come.

Gorilla thinks: “The toasters soon will be toast!”

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The Odds Of Terrorism Down Under

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

In Australia, terrorists are now regarded as a permanent threat, particularly home-grown, lone wolf terrorists.

Leaving aside the fact that Australia has never had a domestic terrorist attack, what are the odds that an Australian might be a terrorist?

Approximately 1 in 525,000.

Gorilla says: “Or slightly less than the odds of an Australian dying by falling out of bed”.

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Your Misogyny May Vary

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Apple’s cleaning up their App store, removing sexually suggestive material so as to present a better corporate image to families pre-iPad.

Apparently, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is not as sexually suggestive as say Sexy Scratch Off or Dirty Fingers or iBoobs.

SI is of course equally misogynistic, but it’s a better known national brand than On The Go Girls, so the swimsuits stay.

Gorilla says: “Revenue wise, scantily clad is as scantily clad does!”

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Get Your Bipartisan Peanuts Here!

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Wow, $15 billion for “jobs” when the output gap is $2 trillion and unemployment’s 9.7%!

Guess there are more than a few Know Nothings unemployed, so their Senators decided to cuddle ‘em on the cheap

Gorilla says: “I don’t care if they ever come back!”

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Fraud Pays When SEC Stays Away

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

The Bank of America/SEC settlement is in, and the government will be collecting $150 million.

On the other hand, the management of BofA perpetrated a fraud on its shareholders that cost them something on the order of $20 billion.

BofA remains a zombie ward of the US government.

The judge who made the ruling called it “half-baked justice”, since no one in management was punished and there is no evidence that BofA practices will change as a result of this decision.

So, it’s another example of the US government condoning fraud, just as it’s also condoned torture, so as to serve the political interests of Movingforwardville by avoiding any accountability in Goingbackwardville.

And it demonstrates, once again, that being a wholly owned subsidiary of Wall Street means never having to admit you’re a failure.

Gorilla paraphrases: “When you owe trillions, it’s always the government’s problem!”

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A Free Pass For White Christian Terrorists

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

A disgruntled idiot in Texas (a state full of disgruntled idiots) engaged in an act of domestic terrorism last week, flying a plane into a building in Austin.

And this terrorist’s daughter says he’s a hero, not for having murdered an innocent person, which apparently was inappropriate and wrong, even according to her psychosis, but for having fought “injustice” committed by the government.

Irony of ironies, the terrorist’s daughter now lives in Norway, because she lost her job and health care there is better!

Let’s be clear: had he survived the attack and been anything other than a white Christian, our political leaders would want him tortured (see: the Christmas underwear bomber).

Gorilla says: “Unless we condemn all acts of terrorism, regardless of race, color, or creed, and all acts of torture, whether committed by our own or other governments, we are no better than and just as deranged as the nut jobs who attack us”.

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Still Not Serious About Health Care

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Next proposal: a federal regulator for insurance premiums!

And so it’s on to this week’s pointless health care summit, where we will again see:

Republicans will not propose anything of substance.

In today’s New York Times, 5 “conservative proposals” were:

1) pay providers based on “value”, whatever that means, rather than “fee for service”, which is what actually happens;

2) pay more money to those who provide better value, whatever that means and whoever they are;

3) cure more diseases and provide more health care so we don’t spend money on things we no longer need to, although we’ll be spending ever more money on doing these things until the cures arrive;

4) introduce more “regional” competition, although in most states the vast majority of insurance coverage comes from 2 or fewer providers, thus insurers will just have a greater incentive to cherry pick across state lines; and

5) limit malpractice awards, although the cost of malpractice in total amounts to a little more than 1% of total health care spending.

Republicans will not vote for any bill endorsed by the President or the Democratic majority in the Congress.

Neither party will consider a single payer system, bringing everyone into Medicare, or eliminating the link between health care and employment, or eliminating the anti-trust exemption for insurance companies, or eliminating the tax deductibility of employer-provided health care, all of which would drastically reduce health care spending and improve health care outcomes.

Americans will continue to pay 50% more annually for health care than any other nation on earth so as to achieve a life expectancy that’s less than that of Portugal (which spends less than a third as much as we do!).

Gorilla thinks: “The rhetoric is willing, but the leaders are weak!”

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More Dead Civilians, Fewer Live Troops

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

In Afghanistan, the mess keeps on keepin’ on…

Another 33 civilians killed by an airstrike.

The Dutch government falling, with the result that Dutch troops will be out by August.

The Australians saying it’s not up to them to take the place of the Dutch.

The Europeans still haven’t come up with the 10,000 troops promised for the “surge”.

Former Iraqi surger General Petraeus says the latest offensive will take 12-18 months.

Summary: intelligence on the ground is lousy (dead civilians), no domestic political support for allies (NATO), and not enough troops either to defeat the Taliban or to keep control of areas where the Taliban has been defeated (US, Afghan, or anybody else).

Gorilla says: “It’s long past time to go, we seem to be the last to know!”

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Shorter Evan Bayh

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

“As a centrist lacking both morality and philosophy, I extorted what I could for the benefit of my ambition, until my own party got sick of me, so I’m quitting to make as much money as I can!”

Gorilla says: “Not to be confused with Shorter Sarah Palin, although it’s an understandable mistake without genetic testing!”

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