Archive for March 10th, 2010

A Country Full Of Idiots

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Let’s see:

Graduates of a Rhode Island school at which all the teachers were fired staged a rally on behalf of their “embattled” teachers. Those rallying are presumably part of the 48% of seniors who actually graduated from the school last year.

The nation finally has some basic educational standards and curricula, thanks to a 2-year effort by a collection of experts. But Texas and Alaska won’t be signing on. The recently reelected governor, a prize Know Nothing if ever there was one, says that only Texans are capable of deciding what to teach their kids, presumably including the 1.5 million or so Texan children currently living in poverty.

Gorilla says: “It’s hard to be any more stupid in a land ruled by idiots!”

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The Depths Of Decorum

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Chief Justice Roberts doesn’t think it’s appropriate for the Supreme Court to be criticized during the State Of the Union speech.

Of course his court has done its level best to protect the powerful at every turn.

Criticism is ok, even Roberts thinks free speech is a good idea.

What he doesn’t like is having to sit back, say nothing and be taken to task for what is the most right-wing court in living memory.

Gorilla judges: “Decorum must prevail at the Supreme Court, particularly if it’s owned by a large corporation!”

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Protecting America’s Loan Sharks

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Senator Bob Corker wants to exempt payday loan outfits from the financial services “reform” legislation currently going nowhere in the US Congress.

This is primarily because the payday boys have contributed handsomely to the Senator’s campaign, but of course that’s not bribery, it’s just a way of expressing admiration.

America’s loan sharks no longer operate in back alley offices with enforcers on the payroll. They’re out in the open, happily fleecing the poorest Americans while our leaders get rich on their takings.

Here’s their pitch to be exempt: On Monday, the nation’s largest payday lender, Advance America of Spartanburg, S.C., said in a filing to the Securities and Exchange Commission that “any federal law that would impose a national 36 percent A.P.R. limit on our services, if enacted, would likely eliminate our ability to continue our current operations.”

Gorilla thinks: “The mafia has set up shop in Tennessee! Now that’s a corker!”

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Jihad Jane

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Well, a sillier terrorist plot could be imagined, but the tale of Jihad Jane is right up there!

In a nutshell, she plotted to kill an unidentified Swedish man and provided material support to terrorists, in the form of some fundraising, an arranged marriage and the theft of a passport.

These terrorists may or may not have been the group recently arrested in Ireland for plotting to kill a Danish cartoonist who drew Mohammad as a dog.

Yes, it’s that ridiculous.

But for the authorities, Jihad Jane’s a godsend. Now that terrorists are recruiting hapless Americans to their cause, we can at last justify the billions spent tracking down a handful of very marginal people.

Gorilla says: “What about Tarzan? Didn’t I see him buying Saga Blue the other day?”

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