Archive for July 29th, 2011

Turkey v. Turkey

Friday, July 29th, 2011

There goes the military!

Not very happy with the Islamish ruling party, apparently…

Separation of church and state, subordination of military to civilian authority: all the things we Americans say we believe in!

Gorilla says: “If only we could get get both our generals and our politicians to resign en masse!!!”

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What Our President Should Do

Friday, July 29th, 2011

1) Announce immediately that he will be lifting the debt ceiling by $5 trillion.

2) Announce that he will veto any and all discretionary spending cuts enacted by the US Congress.

3) Call Ben Bernanke and tell him to get moving on QEIII, preferably in the form of sending a large check to every American who is not employed by the financial services, energy and health care industries.

4) Take all remaining TARP funds and start a jobs program to hire 3 million Americans at $30K/year.

Gorilla says: “And hey presto, welcome to the real Recovery Summer!”

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Not That It Matters

Friday, July 29th, 2011

But Ann Margret got it right, and the batshit insane Know Nothing far right indeed will substitute Boehner for Birdie before the year is out:

Gorilla says: “When one party is full of clowns, and the other party full of cowards, guess you won’t always care!”

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Austerity=Disaster

Friday, July 29th, 2011

More lousy GDP growth (less than inflation, thus technically we’re back in recession), so we should:

1) Undertake a new stimulus program, on the order of $1-2 trillion, since private sector demand is more or less dead and there are upwards of 25 million Americans without jobs.

2) Emulate the Eurozone: Spend weeks and months discussing how we can destroy the economy further.

Gorilla says: “Option 2 is the only one our idiot leaders offer!”

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Who Are These Guys?

Friday, July 29th, 2011

Clearly, we have no idea, Western policy currently is: Gaddafi bad, everyone else less bad, let’s make a deal!

And so another pointless and stupid war continues…

Gorilla says: “A fatah younis worse than death!”

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