An Election Night Elegy: The Tale Of Cooch
A sodomite cannot be right
So staying anti-gay
Is all the right can do at night
And Cooch will seek a stay.
Infanticide’s their latest cause
Must babies always live
To make their mothers’ deaths a pause
Which Cooch alone can give?
In Old Dominion there is not
In reason much to gain
So long as Stonewall has a shot
Our Cooch shall inflict pain.
Rebranding is a tricky course
When bases never close
Not knowing who might run the bourse
Are Cooch’s deez dem doze.
The votes aren’t there, or are they now?
An off year dream enfolds
One Terry and his Wall Street bow
While Cooch on Fox still scolds.