Posts Tagged ‘Ben Bernanke’

Still Committed To Doing Nothing

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010

Well, Ben Bernanke’s not worried about inflation, but he’s not doing anything about unemployment

Oh, if things get worse, then there might be some loosening of monetary policy, but he’s up against the zero bound.

Will he relax the inflation target, which the Fed has missed for going on a year? Not yet!

Will he start buying up long-term Treasuries, so as to pump some money into the economy? Not yet!

Will he recommend that Congress pass another trillion or two in stimulus to do something about unemployment? Not a chance!

So, we’re left with the Fed doing nothing more, the Congress doing nothing more, and the Administration doing nothing more about the worst economic decline in 70 years.

Gorilla says: “Once we had leaders, but these are done, brother can you spare a yuan?”

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Intacto Non-Delicto

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Helicopter Ben’s back with reassurance that the economic “recovery” continues!!!

But growth’s not sufficient to tackle unemployment, and clearly Ben himself doesn’t plan on doing anything about that!

It’s remarkably depressing to hear a Fed Chairman who completely missed the housing bubble say with a straight face that the banking sector is “not completely healthy”, while the private sector (hiring all of 20,000 people last month!) is “picking up the baton and moving the economy forward”.

Gorilla says: “Time to ask for extra sprinkles on the double dip!”

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Sputtering Along To Nowhere

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

496,000 new unemployment claims!

A very bad number, but, as Floyd Norris points out, it may reflect more on the very bad weather.

Durable goods orders ex-aircraft fell 2.9%!

This figure means businesses, having restocked inventory in the fourth quarter, are not spending.

It would be nice if our leaders would notice this and start spending, but the deficit fetish rules the roost in Washington these days.

Helicopter Ben’s back on the Hill this morning, telling everyone that cheap money is here to stay, so bubble away!, and that the Fed, while feeling bad about it, will continue doing nothing much about unemployment.

Gorilla says: “Caring is fine, but action would be finer!”

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Want To Get Banks Lending?

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Stop running with the inflation hawks, and lower the discount rate to (your choice, Ben, perhaps -5?) percent…

Hoarding zombies won’t be too keen on piling up more losses, so they might decide to be good, but courage, like unemployment, apparently is no longer in the Fed’s remit…

Ben wants to be seen as winding down, preparatory to being really semi-tough, so up goes the discount rate, markets think uh oh, the party’s over, and the economy tanks for another year (or three or four)…

Gorilla says: “Break through the zero bound and save America from itself!”

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Chopper Landed

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

Helicopter Ben’s back in business, surviving a 70-30 confirmation vote in the US Senate, lowest total for a Fed Chairman since 1978, when Senate approval was first required.

It’s rewarding failure, of course, as Ben totally missed the housing bubble, but that’s pretty much the only accountability allowed in Washington these days.

Gorilla says: “Now if Ben would at last go 70-30 on unemployment v. inflation, the Fed might honor at last the dual mandate!”

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Whirling Down

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Helicopter Ben’s in big trouble, he may not get confirmed by the Senate!

If Ben goes down, it will mark the first time in years that a senior official having a large share of responsibility for an American disaster is actually held accountable!

Ben, you may recall, missed the housing bubble completely, then rescued the financial system from meltdown by guaranteeing the banks’ bad loans and creating the easy money conditions for the next bubble.

For this, he was rewarded with a renomination to be Fed Chief. Oh well, at least the Medal of Freedom’s on hold…

Gorilla says: “When Bernie Sanders and Jim Bunning put holds on the same guy, it’s a whole new wrestling match!”

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Is Ben Watching?

Friday, January 8th, 2010

In Argentina, the President has ousted the head of the central bank.

This was done because the central bank refused to allow its reserves being used to help fund a large domestic budget deficit.

Result: the yield premium on Argentinian bonds over US Treasuries is nearly 7%.

Gorilla thinks: “Ben Bernanke, watch your back, I’d do something about unemployment if I was you!”

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Not My Fault, Fonz!

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Ben Bernanke jumped the shark this week by suggesting that lax regulation, and not low interest rates, caused the current economic disaster. It simply wasn’t the Fed’s doing!!!

Of course, when not raising rates to prick the housing bubble, he was the main regulator for the banks who created the housing bubble.

And he’s being renominated as Fed chief because of the great job he did in saving the banks and the US economy from the consequences of the housing bubble!

Gorilla says: “Laugh? Cry? Still treated like idiots, Americans are Fed up to here!”

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Hoarding With Interest

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Term deposits are in at the Fed!

10% unemployment apparently is acceptable on Maiden Lane, but the non-existent threat of inflation must be fought tooth and nail!

So haul out the reverse repos, line up the toasters, and get those depositors in the door!!!

Helicopter Ben clearly doesn’t want all that money the zombie banks are hoarding to start being used in the real economy!

It’s truly astonishing how absolutely blind the nation’s economic policymakers are to the very real pain of an unemployment rate that’s actually around 15% (when you add in those who have given up looking for jobs).

The Fed’s mission is supposed to be equally divided between price stability and employment, but there’s been zero done so far for all the poor shnooks looking for jobs.

Blank checks for Fannie and Freddie, the dollar carry trade, and the guarantees of toxic assets obviously are more important to Wall Street and Washington than another lost decade of zero job and income growth.

The bankers have Ben and Timmy in their pockets, and the worst Congress money can buy.

Gorilla doesn’t understand: “CD shouldn’t stand for Coming Depression, but it looks like we’re headed that way again!”

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Old Horse, Old Barn

Friday, December 4th, 2009

Sure, Ben Bernanke and Alan Greenspan totally missed the housing bubble.

Their failure led to the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression.

Greenspan left with a reputation as the worst Fed chairman of all time.

Bernanke, on the other hand, stayed on and is about to be reappointed.

The financial system which brought on the disaster remains largely unchecked and is engaging, via the dollar carry trade, in precisely the same kind of risky behavior.

Only in Washington is total failure of this kind rewarded with new opportunities to repeat the same mistakes.

As Gorilla observes: “You can take Ben out of the helicopter, but you can’t make him fly any better!”

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