Posts Tagged ‘ECB’

No Spivs, Please!

Monday, October 31st, 2011

It’s taken a little more than 72 hours for the rest of the world to see that Euroland’s latest sovereign debt deal is a joke!

The Chinese and the Japanese certainly don’t seem very interested in buying more unsecured debt

What’s actually needed is still the same thing that’s been needed the last 3 years: the ECB must be the lender of last resort and set a floor for sovereign debt prices.

Failure to do so means the markets will decide swiftly and negatively that the Eurozone is leaderless and pointless.

At that time, serious decisions about who stays and who goes must be made.

Gorilla says: “Farewell, Euroland, we hardly knew ye!”

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Contagion Will Continue

Thursday, October 27th, 2011

The new Euroland debt deal is yet another attempt by failing leaders to kick the can down the road. Like the leaders, it is doomed to fail.

What’s missing from the agreement and absolutely essential to prevent the spread of contagion to the Eurozone core?

1) A clear statement that the ECB will be the lender of last resort and will maintain an explicit market floor for current and future sovereign debt.

2) A recognition that growth cannot be achieved through further cutbacks in spending at a time when demand is inadequate.

3) An admission that current ECB policies are wrong and must be corrected: a cut in interest rates to zero and a higher inflation target of 4-5%.

What’s in the agreement but not anywhere near sufficient?

1) The EFSF needs at least $2 trillion dollars and an ECB backstop to be credible. The debt exposure of the Eurozone banks is on the order of $11 trillion.

2) Bank recapitalizations will likely be on the order of $500 billion or more. Tier I capital at 9% is less than the ratio at Lehman Brothers on the day it collapsed.

3) Haircuts need to be much larger and more extensive. The Greeks have no capacity to pay back the debt at the new level, in 2020 or 2030; 80% is the minimum haircut needed, and 100% is frankly the only way Greece ever recovers. The Irish, Portuguese, and Spanish need writedowns of 20-40%. The French and Italians need an explicit ECB guarantee and market floor behind their debt.

So, this deal puts off the day of reckoning by at most another month or two. Next year may see new leaders in France and Germany, who certainly can’t be any worse than the ineffectual liars they have now. Without further stimulus and the end of crippling austerity, a double dip is likely.

Gorilla says: “And so the Euro continues its fall to earth, and a crash landing is still the most likely outcome!”

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Firmly Squishy

Wednesday, October 26th, 2011

The new head of the ECB says one good thing, but fails to say what’s needed!

Yes, the bond buying will continue, much to the chagrin of the Germans!

But what needs to be said is that the ECB will be the lender of last resort for the Eurozone, will cut interest rates to zero, and pursue a higher inflation target of at least 4-5%.

If those things were said, we wouldn’t need to waste more time watching ineffectual and mendacious leaders announce absolutely nothing.

Gorilla says: “Draghi should not be a drag on growth!”

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Big Losses Are Necessary

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

Euroland: reality is catching up with both lying politicians and the bankers they love!

The problems and their solutions are quite simple: big haircuts on existing Club Med debt (at least 75% for Greece, Portugal and Ireland, 20-40% for Italy and Spain), big bank recapitalizations (at least 2 trillions euros), declaring the ECB to be lender of last resort for all future Euroland debt, a higher inflation target (at least 4%), the end to austerity programs until economic growth returns, and a large scale stimulus (at least 1 trillion euros/year for the next 3 years).

But the willingness to admit just how disastrous EU and ECB economic policy has been is limited. The German and French leaders have consistently lied to their own citizens about both the scale of the problem and the cost of the solutions. So there are riots in the streets of Athens and downplaying in the back rooms of the Bundestag.

Gorilla says: “Mr. Market will take Mrs. Merkel to the woodshed if she doesn’t get moving in the direction of sanity!”

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Dumbing The Can Down

Monday, October 17th, 2011

No, there won’t be a big breakthrough at this week’s EU summit, what a non-surprise!

The problem, as always, is with the leaders, who’ve been lying for months about both the extent of the problem and the cost of the solution.

Here’s the five point program they should announce:

1) The ECB will be the lender of last resort and guarantee the bonds of all Eurozone members.

2) There shall be both haircuts (80%) and rescheduling of Greek, Irish, and Portuguese debt, coupled with an ECB guarantee for the newly issued bonds.

3) The ECB’s inflation target will be raised to 5% until the Eurozone wide unemployment rate drops below 7%.

4) The stabilization fund’s resources will be raised to at least $2 trillion and Tier I capital requirements raised to 20%, with the ECB providing recapitalization to all banks in the event they cannot raise enough capital in the marketplace.

5) A stimulus package of at least $1 trillion/year for the next 3 years, targeted at countries with the highest rates of unemployment.

Gorilla says: “But what they’ll offer instead is a shiny new pentagonal can to kick down the road!”

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Unified On Nothingness

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

The ECB, where the debate now is between idiots who are worried about inflation and idiots who aren’t!

What’s needed of course is an immediate cut in interest rates, preferably to zero, and a raising of the inflation target to at least 4%.

Failure to do these things, when coupled with the utter folly of continuing austerity programs and providing no stimulus, assures the Eurozone will slip back into recession.

Gorilla says: “All the points in all the plans don’t amount to a hill of beans so far!”

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Save Us, Just Don’t Ask Me

Tuesday, October 11th, 2011

M. Trichet, continuing along his way to obscurity, thinks it an urgent matter that Euroland’s banks be recapitalized.

But he doesn’t want the ECB involved in such efforts, they’re too busy waiting for the confidence fairy and protecting the continent from non-existent inflation!

The problem here, as elsewhere in this mess, is that there’s no lender of last resort.

The ECB needs to be buying PIIGS debt and sending a strong message that no insolvency will be allowed. They could help this along by putting a floor on bond prices, or raising the inflation target, or cutting interest rates to zero.

But that would mean M. Trichet admitting he has been wrong all along, and that’s anathema to most Frenchmen, not to mention the broader European elites.

Gorilla says: “In order to achieve something, you first have to learn something!”

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Monsieur Hapless Bows Out

Thursday, October 6th, 2011

With, as usual, no clue as to why he and other Eurozone leaders are perceived as big-time failures

The ECB needs to establish itself as the lender of last resort, it needs to cut interest rates to zero, it needs to adopt a higher inflation target, and it needs to stop dreaming that idiotic fiscal austerity will bring anything other than misery.

Gorilla says: “Adieu, M. Trichet, you will be gone and forgotten!”

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The Non-Wild Bunch

Monday, September 26th, 2011

At the ECB, where the refusal to do anything other than fight non-existent inflation threatens the destruction of the Eurozone!

As Krugman points out, and he’s only a Nobel Laureate, the ECB needs to raise the inflation target substantially, cut interest rates, and get big-time stimulus going. In fact, America should be doing the same, but we too suffer at the hands of a profoundly stupid leadership.

So what does a French ECB board member say to this: “These wild expectations only show that some people have lost the north”.

Gorilla says: “And the east, south, and west, too, if you keep this nonsense up!”

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Spinning Out Of Control

Friday, September 9th, 2011

Euroland, that is, where the top German has resigned from the ECB Board.

Paul Krugman thinks there’s a 50/50 chance of a global recession.

Gorilla now thinks there’s a greater chance that the Eurozone collapses.

The Germans are pursuing incredibly stupid policies.

All of the austerity regimes for Club Med have succeeded in a rare trifecta of idiocy:

1) Growth is slowing down.

2) Default risks are now higher, because of slower growth.

3) Debt levels therefore increase, despite austerity, and the downward death spiral for Euroland and its banks goes on.

The British too are also pursuing the same stupidity.

The US is pretending to stimulate, but there’s political gridlock in store until 2012, so it’ll be up to Helicopter Ben to save America.

Gorilla says: “So many dumb ideas being pursued simultaneously by so many dumb leaders, is it any wonder we’re in such a mess?”

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