Posts Tagged ‘education’

TGIF And Predictions

Friday, October 16th, 2009

This was what mattered most in Gorilla’s world this week:

*The march for LGBT equality continues. Equal justice under the law may take another decade, but it’s clear this will not go away. Gorilla thinks we’ll start with Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, get rid of DOMA, and get a civil rights bill through Congress by 2020.

*Bilateral negotiations with Iran seem inevitable. After Hillary Clinton’s trip to Russia, it’s clear that the ball’s now in our court; there’s no support for further sanctions short of an Iranian refusal to negotiate. Gorilla thinks Hillary will be landing in Tehran by the end of 2010.

*Health care reform made it out of the Finance Committee and should be passed by the Senate soon. The Senate bills are all woefully inadequate, and there’s no guarantee that the public option will survive. Gorilla believes you could see this as a down payment on further reform, but he’s more convinced there’s no real momentum to avoid the bigger balloon payment before 2015-2020.

*America’s educational system continues to fail its students. The mathematics test scores were appalling and inexcusable. Gorilla has little confidence things will improve soon, for the same reason he has little faith in health care reform: goring vested interest oxen is not a pleasant occupation for any politician.

*The world grows hungrier. Gorilla doesn’t see much solution to this until we, the Japanese, and the EU are willing to give up our amoral and unnecessary farm subsidies. More Doha and less dough will make America more of a beacon to the poor and hungry.

*Afghanistan looks ever more like a quagmire. The fraudulent election produced the result we wanted, but not in the way we wanted. It appears the President will throw in more troops, with no clear strategy. Pakistan, where the threat of extremism is far greater than in Kabul, is descending into chaos at nearly as fast a rate, but we can’t do anything much about it. Gorilla still believes we’ll be on our way out by the end of 2010.

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Still Not Adding Up

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

National math test scores for fourth and eighth graders remain flat, which is to say terrible.

The average fourth grader in this country got less than 50% of the test questions right. More than 60% of American fourth graders are at or below the recommended proficiency level.

So who’s doing well and who’s doing badly? No one’s doing well, and everyone’s doing badly.

The top state? Massachusetts, with 57% at or above proficiency level.

The bottom state? Mississippi, with 16% at or above proficiency level.

The average eighth grader managed to answer 56.6% of the test questions correctly. Nearly 2/3 of American eighth graders are at or below the recommended proficiency level.

No Child Left Behind? Performance on the test improved at a faster rate in the years before this pointless law was passed.

The American educational system is failing America.

But no one’s going to do much about it, because that involves pissing off important groups: teachers, parents, and school administrators.

Kids don’t vote, so nobody worries about screwing around with them.

Gorilla says: “I believe they call it the low expectations of soft idiocy!”

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Matriculating In Stupid

Friday, September 4th, 2009

The President wants to make a speech in the nation’s schools, just as President Bush did in 1991, but already the howls of protest have begun.

Asking students to work hard and stay in school is apparently the thin end of the wedge bringing socialism and indoctrination. Some kids will stay home and some schools will not show the speech.

Gorilla says: “Lessons in pig ignorance are what our kids need, it will prepare them for town hall meetings later in life!”

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The Smarter Money

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Surprise, surprise, the higher your family’s income, the better are your test scores on the SAT!!!

Of course, this is not exactly news. The vast majority of money spent on education is provided locally, meaning that those towns, cities, and counties with the wealthiest inhabitants get a better education for their buck. More money means better test preparation, zero worries about unemployed parents, fewer broken homes, less malnutrition, more job opportunities in the community, etc. etc. etc.

Ah, but if we only had vouchers, say the rich and their Republican benefactors, we can give poor kids the same money and let ‘em choose the school of their choice!

After all, you’ve got to be certain of your darling’s future in places like Northwest Washington DC and Manhattan, so you throw a selected few poor kids some crumbs and hey presto, success that can be repeated everywhere!!!

Except there’s no clear or convincing evidence that voucher systems result in better educational outcomes, whether in private or public schools.

Gorilla thinks: “Still, it’s another magnificent ideological solution from Mr. Market’s acolytes: if everyone had an equal chance to go to a great private school, we’d have exactly the same lousy educational system, only it would cost the taxpayer even more!!!”

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