Posts Tagged ‘France’

Euroland: Plus Ca Change…

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

Gorilla’s been away from the contagion for 4 weeks, and yet nothing at all has changed:

The Germans and French remain deeply unserious about solving the sovereign debt problem.

What’s needed is a simple statement: “The ECB will be the lender of last resort and will buy sovereign debt in unlimited amounts until an acceptable interest rate floor is achieved”.

Instead, we get more austerity nonsense, more puritans v. sinners, and the kind of stupidity only previously achieved at international level by various authoritarian states and the Know Nothing Party.

Gorilla says: “KozyMer’s a dozy mare!”

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Takes One To Know One

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Quelle surprise, Nicholas Sarkozy, who’s been lying to the French for years about the state of the country’s banks, thinks Israeli PM Netanyahu is a “liar”!

Gorilla says: “Build a settlement, wreck an economy, it’s all in the game!”

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Une Encore: L’Etat Cest Stupide

Monday, November 7th, 2011

France: less growth, more austerity, less growth, more austerity!

Truly, the idiocy of the world’s current leaders is breathtaking.

What should be happening in Euroland is large scale stimulus, higher inflation targets, price floors on sovereign debt, and the ECB as lender of last resort.

What’s actually happening is a vicious, self-inflicted downward spiral that will cause further social upheaval in every country without exception.

Gorilla says: “It’s hard to set the bar any lower, but these clowns keep trying!”

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Quote Of The Day

Friday, October 28th, 2011

French Finance Minister Francois Baroin: “The reality is that China is the third largest shareholder in the International Monetary Fund, and if China via the IMF wants to participate – not by saving Greece or the euro – but by participating in investment, that is a gesture of confidence”.

Gorilla translates: “Who knew the ECB would be relocating from Frankfurt to Beijing?”

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$121 Billion Per Bank

Monday, October 10th, 2011

Well, that’s what the Belgians, French, and Luxembourg are paying to buy up Dexia!

And this illustrates the real scale of the problem in Euroland: the money needed to recapitalize failing banks is likely on the order of $2 trillion or more.

Of course, this figure doesn’t even begin to solve the woes: what’s also needed are a cut in interest rates, more stimulus, allowing the ECB to be the lender of last resort, and a higher inflation target.

Meanwhile, the two biggest creditor countries, Germany and France, and their mendacious leaders are promising more firmly serious efforts to kick the can down the road!

Gorilla says: “Hard to mount a rescue when the villains have already escaped!”

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The Costlier du Nimes

Monday, September 12th, 2011

Nuclear power: safer than some things, but not safe!

Ask the French, who’ve just had a nuclear plant explosion.

Ask Virginians, whose nuclear plant was not designed to withstand an earthquake 2 weeks ago but managed to do so (or so we are told).

Above all, ask the Japanese, who are facing decades of contamination thanks to their own reliance on nuclear power.

It would of course be useful for our leaders and our captive regulators to tell the truth, increase the cost of fossil fuels and make non-nuclear alternative energies more economically viable.

Gorilla says: “But that would require leadership, and that’s much less safer than nuclear power!!!”

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Unified To Do Nothing

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

France and Germany, who still don’t seem to understand what the Euroland contagion problem is all about.

It may one day well be about better political and fiscal integration across the continent, but right now it’s about $2 trillion or more of debts undertaken by a failing banking system and a one size fits none monetary policy.

What’s needed is a clear statement that the ECB will be the lender of last resort should the contagion continue.

What’s also needed is a willingness to raise the inflation target to at least 4-5%.

What’s also needed is a mechanism to allow the PIIGS to leave the Euro.

What’s also needed is an end to the idiotic austerity program that only guarantees slower growth and greater debt.

What’s also needed is a large scale stimulus program, perhaps financed by Euro bonds, that would put people back to work in Club Med.

What’s finally needed are political leaders who don’t engage in blatant lying to their own citizens about the real state of Euroland.

Gorilla says: “Another pretend summit with pretend solutions that fools absolutely no one!!!”

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Less Credit Where Credit Is Due

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

French banks, now facing the beginnings of a run from overseas credit lines…

What’s needed is an explicit guarantee by the ECB that they will buy up sovereign debt as lender of last resort.

What’s on offer is more extend and pretend, and the usual lying by Sarkozy and Merkel about the state of their banks’ exposure to sovereign debt.

Gorilla says: “Won’t be long now: hello guarantee or bye bye euro!”

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France Joins The Idiot Club

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

More deficit reduction, less economic growth: couldn’t be more obvious in dozens of countries, yet more sign up for a turn at idiocy!

Today it’s France, which is promising big-time cutbacks in exchange for the confidence fairy appearing one day!

Meanwhile, economic growth keeps falling below expectations and no one seems to know why!

Gorilla says: “So much intellectual bankruptcy, so little effective stimulus!”

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Ready To Roll Over

Monday, June 27th, 2011

The French banking dog now wagging the German banking tail…

It’s all another version of extend and pretend. The Greeks simply don’t have the resources to pay off their northern European bankers, and the debt will only grow larger if the ridiculous austerity program continues to cripple the Greek economy.

What’s needed is default, a haircut of probably 30-50% for the bankers, an exit from the euro, and a return to competitive growth over the next decade.

Alternatively, European governments will have to guarantee all of Greece’s debts, and most likely those of Portugal, Spain, and Ireland.

This won’t go over well with French and German voters, whose leaders have lied to them about both the extent of the sovereign debt and the fundamental weakness of the European banking system.

Gorilla says: “There’s only an ugly dog in this fight!”

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