Posts Tagged ‘George T. Bluefish’

This Week’s George T. Platter And Bait

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

The tidetime folklorist wonders when Lermontov will make a comeback in Dagestan.

The Platter: A Kavkaz Dancing Song by Dombay (on the graves of Russians for going on 2 centuries)

The Bait: Berkley Power Bait Blade Dancer (drop by drop away)

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This Week’s George T. Platter And Bait

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

The tidetime folklorist wonders whether naked breasts within 2 blocks of Ground Zero are any more offensive than the racist, xenophobic dickheads who keep them in business.

The Platter
: “The Stripper” by the David Rose Orchestra (a pastie over the nipples of hate)

The Bait: The Berkely Gulp Leech (when stupidity leaves its mouth wide open)

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This Week’s George T. Platter And Bait

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

The tidetime folklorist wonders if the sound of a nation adrift is any more sonorous than a dead tree falling in a wood of ancient infrastructure.

The Platter
: Tumbling Tumbleweeds by Ken Curtis (the non-answer is build a fence)

The Bait: The AeroJig Hackle Jig (how low can expectations go?)

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This Week’s George T. Platter And Bait

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

The tidetime folklorist wonders when a cloudy economy will give Helicopter Ben enough incentive to drop a bit more cash on what’s left of demand.

The Platter
: Time Won’t Let Me by the Outsiders (Beat The Bond Fairies)

The Bait: Halco Giant Trembler (Targets That Aren’t Hit Are Maintained)

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This Week’s George T. Platter And Bait

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

The tidetime folklorist wonders how many more billionaires the White House needs to create one jobs program.

The Platter: Mr. Rockefeller by Bette Midler (on the demand side of the buffet)

The Bait: Storm Kicking Stick (not patching the output gap)

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This Week’s George T. Platter And Bait

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

The tidetime folklorist wonders why such a large store of value cannot make the Seven Sisters And Their Banksters seem as worthless as they are now.

The Platter: I’m Putting All My Eggs In One Basket by Louis Armstrong (since we really don’t have you)

The Bait: No-Alibi Unrigged Trolling Feathers (where there’s a well, but not a will)

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This Week’s George T. Platter And Bait

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

The tidetime folklorist wonders why jobs can be found for discredited FEMA trailers but not for the steadily growing permanent underclass.

The Platter: I’ll Build A Stairway To Paradise by Sarah Vaughn (With a new do nothing every day)

The Bait: The Strike King Rage Tail Craw (Another ant crushed by Know Nothings)

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This Week’s George T. Platter And Bait

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

The tidetime folklorist wonders when we will decide to back only one side in the war on (BP, Wall Street, drugs, terror, poverty?).

The Platter: Both Sides Now by Joni Mitchell (Illusions No Longer Recalled)

The Bait: The Imaflit Jerk Bait (Clouds Look That Way)

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A George T. Special: Leaking How Much?

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

The tidetime folklorist wonders if BP’s market cap is worth seizing, or if BP’s oil cap is actually securing, and of course Sophie Tucker supplies the answer:

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A George T. Special: A View To A Spill

Friday, June 4th, 2010

The tidetime folklorist predicts a dramatic fall in the price of baits!!!

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