Posts Tagged ‘goingbackwardville’

Only Half Way There

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

The banks, that is, in coming clean about the losses on their balance sheets, according to the IMF.

And of course this is a Goingbackwardville problem that no one in Movingforwardville wants to acknowledge.

The banks at the moment are simply hoarding cash, in hopes that they can get through the coming tsunami of CRE defaults.

Kicking the can down the road remains the only financial services policy being pursued seriously by the Administration.

Increasing capital requirements is a good idea, but it should be remembered that Lehman Brothers was considered adequately capitalized by regulators.

The requirements themselves aren’t nearly high enough to prevent another credit-based disaster.

And the dollar carry trade looks like becoming the next bubble, once CRE has burst its banks.

Gorilla asks: “An agency to protect consumers is a fine idea, but which agency is going to protect the bankers from themselves?”

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FDIC Follies

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Once again, rather than making surviving banks and Wall Street pay for the disaster the country finds itself in, the FDIC, now rapidly running out of money as more banks fail, proposes its very own ponzi scheme.

The agency has asked banks to prepay deposit insurance fees now for the period 2010-2012. The banks get to list the fees as an asset, then charge it off as an expense once it’s paid.

The alternatives of course are not to the liking of politicians or bankers.

Politicians don’t want the FDIC to borrow from the US Treasury, even though it can by law, because this might be seen to be “bailing out the banks”, which as we know by now is only what happened in Goingbackwardville…

Bankers don’t want to pay extra insurance fees and say (apparently with a straight face!) they are worried that larger fees will limit their ability to borrow capital!!!

The FDIC solution assumes that there won’t be as many problem banks in 2012 as there are now. If it turns out they’re wrong, well, they can assess special fees on the banks or borrow from the Treasury!

Kicking the can down the road remains the only policy approach in Movingforwardville!

Gorilla thinks: “Irony is a wonderful thing. It too will be securitized faster than you can say Bernie Madoff!!!”

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Our Very Own Stabilized Zombie

Monday, September 21st, 2009

AIG, of course!

The GAO says AIG’s condition has “stabilized”, whatever that means, but long-term survival depends, surprise!, on “the long-term health of the company, market conditions, and continued government support.”

We’re in for $185 billion so far, we’ve softened the bailout conditions 3 times, and yet another AIG-sponsored Congressman thinks we should ease the debt burdens further.

Bottom line? Taxpayers are unlikely ever to be paid back.

AIG, like Citibank, Merrill, GM, Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns, Fannie, Freddie and BoA, should have been nationalized, its assets sold off, its shareholders and debt holders wiped out, and its directors and management fired. This would have enabled the country to regain some control over Wall Street and to restore the principle of moral hazard.

Instead, Washington continues to play kick the can down the road, so the salaries and bubbles continue, because there’s always hope for the future in Movingforwardville!!!

Gorilla concludes: “Remember the next time someone mentions Goingbackwardville: There’s no again without AIG!”

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A Plan, No Men: Napalm None

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Another round for the Geneva Initiative, this time even more detailed and even less likely.

It’s difficult to make peace when one side isn’t serious and the other side can’t deliver.

Gorilla says: “60 years of no progress in Goingbackwardville means pretending some more in Movingforwardville!”

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Judgment Day

Monday, September 14th, 2009

So, how’s the SEC doing these days, as part of the financial regulatory reform so beloved by the happy talkers in Movingforwardville?

Any progress on that Bank Of America settlement?

The proposed settlement, the judge continued, “suggests a rather cynical relationship between the parties: the S.E.C. gets to claim that it is exposing wrongdoing on the part of the Bank of America in a high-profile merger; the bank’s management gets to claim that they have been coerced into an onerous settlement by overzealous regulators. And all this is done at the expense, not only of the shareholders, but also of the truth.”

Gorilla says: “Guess they’re all stuck in Goingbackwardville, what they need is some Chinese rubber to meet the road ahead!!!”

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TGIF And Predictions

Friday, September 11th, 2009

This is what mattered in the world this week:

*President Obama gave a good speech about health care. Nothing much will change in terms of reform, because there aren’t enough votes for the public option and the Congress doesn’t really want to take on the medical industrial complex. Gorilla says a bill will be done by November, but window dressing and no competition will be the main features of what has been a gloriously wasted opportunity.

*Hamid Karzai has won the Afghan election, possibly on the back of massive fraud. This doesn’t matter since he’s the candidate the West wants to be President of Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Democratic Congressional voices are starting to question the need for more American troops. Gorilla believes we’ll be on our way out within a year.

*Iran continues to be an unresolved problem, having first refused to negotiate on the nuclear issue, then proposing to tie it to an overall Middle East settlement. It seems likely that the Russians were smuggling arms to Iran via the mystery ship, and it is clear there is no Russian support for further sanctions against Iran. Gorilla thinks we’ll be negotiating bilaterally with Iran and North Korea within 6-12 months.

*While happy talk continues in Movingforwardville about the end of the recession, there is very little evidence that things are getting better with the US economy. Unemployment continues to rise, median incomes are falling, many banks remain insolvent, the dollar is tanking again (although this is actually a good thing in terms of US exports), and Wall Street has started on the next round of bubble dancing. Gorilla believes there are more bad shoes to drop in the coming months, particularly from the financial service and housing industries, while the consumer will remain on the sidelines for another year.

*French President Sarkozy’s decision to levy a carbon tax marks the first semi-serious Western effort to deal with climate change. Alas, there’s no corresponding initiative being undertaken by larger polluting nations, either because they’re waiting for each other to make the first move or they lack the political support domestically to do anything serious. Gorilla foresees yet another G-20 summit of loftily vague promises and no real progress.

*8th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. The greatest intelligence failure in American history continues. Gorilla suggests that not catching Osama bin Laden and his cohorts is more or less of a piece with not holding American governmental officials accountable for torture and the greatest economic disaster since the Depression. As we now know, Goingbackwardville doesn’t do accountability at all, but it does amorality very well.

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Dicking Around

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

The London plane bombers were stopped a bit early at the behest of Dick Cheney.

Of course they hadn’t actually constructed a bomb, nor had they bought airline tickets, but Dick wanted the mastermind in Pakistan caught. Apparently, the White House was a bit “jittery”.

As a result, the British have had to go through a couple of trials to get convictions, mainly because they didn’t have sufficient evidence. “The arrest hampered our evidence-gathering and placed us in Britain under intolerable pressure”, as a former Metropolitan Police official put it.

Gorilla says: “Old history is what no one learns much from in Goingbackwardville, thankfully we’re moving forward with more of the same dicking around!”

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Settling Down In Goingbackwardville

Friday, September 4th, 2009

More Israeli settlements? You bet!!!

Not that this should be any surprise, the current Israeli government consists of leaders who have never supported the peace process.

What leverage do the happy talkers of Movingforwardville have in this situation? Absolutely none. There’s no chance of getting the Congress to reduce assistance to Israel, so it’s more a question of which comes first: the climb down or the climb down?

In practical terms, neither side can deliver anything to a renewed peace process. Both are effectively split down the middle, we aren’t willing to bring Hamas in, and therefore it’s a charade all around.

Gorilla reflects: “If I were a carpenter, and these were my ladies, I’d paraphrase Herzl: the brides are beautiful, but already married!”

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Doubling Down On Bait And Switch

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

The Administration will increase by 14,000 the number of combat troops fighting in Afghanistan.

But the overall number won’t change because the new troops are replacing administrative support staff, whose jobs will be subcontracted out to private contractors.

So, the American taxpayer will be paying more for the paperwork that keeps the quagmire running smoothly.

And more private contractors of course means more great stories like this.

Gorilla thinks: “Goingbackwardville or Movingforwardville? Looks increasingly like BaitandSwitchburg!!!”

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The Profit Illusion

Monday, August 31st, 2009

Wow, American taxpayers have made a profit on bailing out the banks!

Except the $4 billion profit doesn’t count the hundreds of billions in taxpayer guarantees of the toxic loans held by zombie banks like Bank of America and Citibank, to say nothing of the largesse bestowed on AIG, GM, and Chrysler or the Fed becoming an SIV for the US Treasury to the tune of several trillion.

Alas, the shoe hasn’t begun to drop on these “investments”, but of course that’s Goingbackwardville.

Gorilla thinks: “There’s no accounting for accounting, so it’s better to keep the spoons hidden!”

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