Posts Tagged ‘Gorilla Meek’

Attorneys General And Amoral

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Gorilla’s had a brief correspondence with Virginia Attorney General Bill Mims about his decision to join with a few other Know Nothing Party AGs to sue the US government to stop health care reform legislation.

Gorilla asked:

Why are you wasting Virginia taxpayers’ money filing frivolous, partisan lawsuits against the health care reform bill? Your suit, as you know very well, is entirely without legal merit. It’s nothing but a cheap political stunt by a cowardly lame duck Attorney General. I thought the Attorney General was supposed to represent all the people of Virginia, not just those who vote Republican. You are an absolute disgrace to the Commonwealth, the legal profession, and the United States of America.

Here’s how Attorney General Mims’ office explained his decision:

Mr. Meek:

Thank you for contacting the Office of Attorney General Bill Mims. The Attorney General has requested that I respond to you on his behalf.

So that you might better understand the General’s actions, please allow me to explain that the letter sent to Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid regarding the Senate Version of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act H.R. 3590 asks only that Congress delete the Nebraska provision from the pending legislation. This legislation would place unfair burdens on the other 49 states to cover the costs of any new Medicaid recipients in Nebraska. The current proposed legislation would require every state, except Nebraska, to shoulder its fair share of the increased Medicaid costs the bill will generate and our Attorney General feels that this is placing undue burdens on the citizens of our Commonwealth to assist citizens of another state.

In closing, I hope that this information provides some clarification to you regarding General Mims’ actions on behalf of the citizens of Virginia.

Sincerely,
Jacqueline A. Kotvas
Community Relations
Office of the Attorney General

Gorilla tried to tease out the logic behind this clarification, but in the end was just chagrined:

Ms. Kotvas:

Your logic remains ridiculous, and it would be laughable if the complete amorality behind this lawsuit were not so serious.

Will the Attorney General be asking some or all of the other 49 states not to shoulder the unfair burden of covering the cost of say the US Navy in Norfolk and Newport News?

After all, it’s not Nebraska’s fault that the state lacks an ocean, so they don’t get anywhere near the kind of funding Virginia gets for naval facilities. Why should their citizens have to pay for Virginia’s good geographic fortune?

On the other hand, if this lawsuit is upheld in the courts, 45,000 Americans annually will continue to die for lack of health insurance, but we Virginians will save a few bucks on supporting those Medicaid chiselers in Nebraska.

I must suppose the unfair burden of those deaths, some of which will occur in Virginia, just isn’t very important to Attorney General Mims and his fellow Republican Attorneys General.

Presumably, this complete amorality on the part of Attorney General Mims and his colleagues is the legacy of what our country became in the years between 2001 and 2008, when the government decided that the rule of law and the Constitution wasn’t something that mattered very much, so long as elections were won and fear was stoked.

Thankfully, we no longer live in such a country, and Virginia’s citizens soon will not be burdened unfairly by Attorney General Mims.

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The 2009 Score: A Bozo Ottava Rima Eve Song

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

The best of this year was a journey to Oz
Where grownups reside and advise without spin
How best to make due with subordinate clause
And go beyond shit to where pearls aren’t a sin
Yet death slapped down two, who deserved some applause
From those on the sidelines, an army all in.
What peers in the wind is the sight of our times
Remaining in view, and remembered in rhymes.

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Happy Holidays

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

Gorilla and George T. wish everyone who reads the blog a happy holiday season!

The blog will return next week.

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Blog On Hiatus

Friday, December 18th, 2009

Gorilla’s had a few personal issues this week, so the blog is on hiatus, will likely resume next week.

Gorilla does feel a bit vindicated by his predictions that 1) Copenhagen would go nowhere because it was more in everyone’s interests to do nothing than to do anything, 2) Health care reform would be a very minor league deal indeed, if it even passes, and 3) no one among our leaders cares to do a damn thing about 10% unemployment.

Not that these are triumphs, just reflections on how backward America has become.

Gorilla also thinks it’s even money at the moment that Obama will be the next Jimmy Carter, one and done.

“Be back soon!” says Gorilla.

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Time Out

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Gorilla’s taking a few days away from the blog, he’ll be back soon!

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Back From Down Under

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Gorilla has just returned from his visit to Australia.

Normal blog service should resume in the next few days.

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The Blog Goes Down Under

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Gorilla’s heading for two weeks in Australia, so posting will be a bit unpredictable.

This week will be mostly spent in transit, but some service should resume after the weekend.

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Blogging Update

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

One of Gorilla’s computers, the venerable first generation pizza box Imac, has given up the ghost, so blogging may be sporadic for the remainder of this week until a replacement arrives.

Gorilla says: “Farewell, imac, hail, new imac!”

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Memories Are Longer

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

In Virginia, Republican candidate for Governor Bob McDonnell is rightly being lambasted for being as right-wing as can be.

Not that this should have surprised anyone, and especially those who adhere to Gorilla’s Iron Rule Of Youthful Indiscretion:

“Short of going to prison, you can be pretty much any kind of asshole you like until you’re 30, but if you persist thereafter then it’s Katie bar the door”.

In Slovakia, memory lasts longer.

Restricting human rights but not being genocidal, except when it’s completely and justifiably unnecessary, is the post-modern Eastern European’s right of passage.

A monument to yesterday’s persecution is built in every town, but not for Gypsies, because every minority and every majority can, if nothing else, agree about them.

Gorilla doesn’t make the rules: “30 or 300, nothing changes unless it has to, and then it plots revenge!”

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On Vacation

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Gorilla’s in Clean Coal West Virginia this week, blogging will be intermittent if not nonexistent.

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