(h/t to Frank Loesser, a great musician, for “A Secretary Is Not A Toy” from How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying)
Gentlemen. Gentlemen.
A health care mandate is not a tax
No, my boy, not a tax
To fondle and dandle and playfully handle
In search of some Limbaugh pax.
No, a health care mandate is not
Definitely not, a tax.
You’re absolutely right, Mr. Mitt
We wouldn’t have it any other way, Mr. Mitt
It’s a company rule, Mr. Mitt.
A health care mandate is not a tax
No, my boy, not a tax
So do not pretend boy to relax
A health care mandate is not
A health care mandate is not
A healthcare mandate is not a tax.
A health care mandate is not used
Like old vouchers you abused
Be good to the hacks you employ, fax:
Remember no matter what
Science is not what you’ve got
A health care mandate is not a tax.
She’s a highly specialized component
Of death panel unity
A fine and sensitive mechanism
To back stop wing-nut security.
With a mother at home she supports
What bishops don’t buy at FAO Schwarz.
A health care mandate is not a pet
Nor a conscience you forget
It happened to Roberts, much too lax
Betrayal like a shot
The day the fellow forgot
A health care mandate is yes! a tax.
A health care mandate is not a tax
And when you put it to use
Observe, when you put it to use
You’ll not find the name Obama
As you caboose.
A health care mandate is not a thing
Wound by Palin, pulled to bring
Most women you blight in
They won’t spend the night in
While lacking a condom or sax
No!
The health care mandate you’ve got
Is definitely not
Employed to frighten the cot
Or you know what
Before your jumping jacks
Remember this, a tax
Is what exactly is not
A winning max!
