The iPad, time to fire up the Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field:
1) All the cool features of an iPhone without the portability!
2) None of the features of a portable computer but cheaper!
3) All the dazzling iPhone apps without a proper operating system!
4) All the pointlessness of a Kindle with more features!
5) Blazing 1GhZ chip with equally blazing 3G network, party again like it’s 1999!
It’s not quite a jump the shark moment for Apple, or a reprise of the Newton, but it does remind Gorilla of the Toll Brothers CEO on the cover of the NY Times Magazine, extolling the virtues of tract mansions literally moments before the market topped.
Gorilla says: “Veni, vici, iPadded cell!”
