Posts Tagged ‘Iran’

Putting Off Another Pointless War

Friday, August 20th, 2010

No problem, Israel, Iran’s at least a year away from nuclear weapons capability!!!

So, no need to launch yet another pointless war in a region we would treat like Africa but for one thing: oil.

Meanwhile, the Israelis and Palestinians have agreed to talk directly, even though neither side is serious about peace.

It’s all very frustrating, because direct bilateral talks with Iran are clearly the quickest way to getting the US out of the mess we’ve created.

Gorilla says: “When talks are on the same timeline as nuclear dashing, we’ll have something to say!”

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Deal Or No Deal

Friday, July 30th, 2010

With Iran, now ready to negotiate on the nuclear issue?

With the announcements by Russia and China that they don’t support further EU-style sanctions, it’s clear that eventually negotiations and a deal are both the only way forward and the only thing on the horizon.

The stumbling block will be the US, which doesn’t seem able to take yes for an answer.

It’s an election year, so the Administration doesn’t want to be seen as “weak” on Iran.

On the other hand, getting to a bilateral deal would go a long way towards reducing tensions in the region, particularly with the ongoing morass in Afghanistan and the unserious talks about talks between the Israelis and Palestinians.

Gorilla says: “They’ll all be talking turkey in 6 months or less!”

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Nuclear War This Weekend?

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

North Korea isn’t too happy about South Korean-American military exercises this weekend, and threatens to use its “nuclear deterrent” if they go forward…

Putting aside whether this threat is genuine (the guess here is that it’s not), the problem with North Korea is that it’s only a threat to South Korea, and nobody’s going to war over that.

So what’s the point of all these military pr exercises?

To demonstrate we’re serious about something, although it’s not clear what.

To show the Chinese we mean business, although they’ve correctly concluded our bilateral relationship is far more important than anything we say or do about fifth-rate regional irritants.

To put the brakes on anyone in Washington getting too zealous about cutting the defense budget, presumably we need all those ships and planes to defend ourselves against the collective might of North Korea, Iran, and the Taliban.

Once the sabers have stopped rattling, we’ll again confront the same issue: do we or do we not wish to engage in serious, bilateral diplomacy with these very minor rogue states and insurgency movements?

In Afghanistan, we clearly want a deal with the Taliban, but can’t be seen to be negotiating. So we allow Karzai to make sympathetic outreach noises and the UN to undertake very drawn out talks with the principals.

In Iran, we can’t be seen to be negotiating directly because that won’t play well on the local news in an election year. So it’s another round of sanctions and lots of huffing and puffing.

In North Korea, we could negotiate directly, but we also want to play the Chinese off against our Asian allies for some as yet undetermined benefit (aka “the Jack Spratleys strategem”).

Gorilla says: “Pretending to care is always easier than pretending to dare!”

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Another Leak, Another Leak

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

This week in mind numbing stupidity:

1) Pay an Iranian defector $5 million for information about Iran’s nuclear program, then watch him go back to Tehran. (“Oh well, we’ve still got some of the money!”)

2) Ex-Admiral Fifth Rate convinces everyone that this time, really, we’ll plug that oil spill, well, just as soon as the leak in the testing equipment is fixed.

3) The President of the United States asks a billionaire and a centrist Democratic blow job expert for advice on the US economy.

Gorilla says: “Who needs new guidelines for Alzheimer’s? Seeing is believing!”

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Stoned On Death

Friday, July 9th, 2010

Of course, Iran and many other countries are medieval and barbaric, stoning women to death is about as low as you can go

Unless of course, you electrocute ‘em, or give ‘em a lethal injection, or hang ‘em, or shoot ‘em, that’s the absolute height of civilization:

Top 6 Executing Countries in 2008

1. China (1,718)
2. Iran (346)
3. Saudi Arabia (102)
4. United States (37)
5. Pakistan (36)
6. Iraq (34)

Gorilla says: “One woman’s state sanctioned murder is another woman’s state sanctioned murder!”

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A Deal With Russia, But Not With Iran

Friday, May 21st, 2010

Will we take yes for an answer and try a little diplomacy with Iran?

No, we want more sanctions, so we cut a deal with the Russians (and who knows who else in the Group of Six) to get more sanctions!

So, we piss off the Brazilians and Turks, allow the Russians to sell conventional missiles to Iran, and get what precisely in return for our principled stand on (what was it again?) non-proliferation?

Gorilla says: “It is to laugh, and our Iranian policy is a joke!”

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This Week’s George T. Platter And Bait

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

The tidetime folklorist wonders why it’s yes to BP but no to Iran.

The Platter:
The Clouds Will Soon Roll By Henry Hall And His Orchestra (goodbye to spills we measure)

The Bait: Creme Killer Diller Shrimp Lure (somewhere the oil is shining)

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Quote Of The Day

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton: “The fact that we had Russia on board, we had China on board and that we were moving early this week, namely today, to share the text of that resolution, put pressure on Iran which they were trying to somehow dissipate.”

Gorilla interprets: “So, which is it? We knew all about what Iran would do, or they knew all about what we would do? Another round of sanctions that will go nowhere. Extend and pretend now moves to the Middle East!”

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A Small Deal

Monday, May 17th, 2010

Iran agrees to swap some uranium!

No, it’s not a big breakthrough, Iran’s still not abiding by UN resolutions.

Yes, it does demonstrate that direct negotiations can provide a framework for more serious progress.

Sooner or later, the US will have to deal with Tehran directly. The Turkish-Brazilian deal may well be a delaying tactic by the Iranians, but it’s also clear there is little support for any further sanctions.

Gorilla says: “Takes two to tango, and perhaps the two that matter will decide to dance!”

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Pushing The Snooze Bar

Monday, April 19th, 2010

Secretary of Defense Gates sent a memo about Iran back in January, which may or may not have a been a “wake up call” for US policy on Iran.

But what is the policy? Lots of sanctions, no bilateral dialogue, vague threats of military strikes against Iranian nuclear facilities, very little international consensus.

Sooner or later, the US will have to sit down with Iran bilaterally and cut a deal. This is clearly what the Russians and Chinese want us to do.

Equally, we’ve got to have a much more coherent policy on nuclear proliferation. You can’t expect anything much on the proliferation issue so long as there’s a different standard for Iran than there is for Israel, Pakistan, India and a host of other countries.

Gorilla says: “Nothing new, nothing serious and nothing to see here!”

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