A Bozo Pastiche Song
I heard a young man speaking out just the other day;
I stopped just to listen to what he had to say;
He spoke straight and simple-but I was depressed.
He said, “Once and for all, why not regress?”
He said his name was Barack Obama and he is for now our President
And he laid out a plan of action-which had no past tense!
He talked about the government, but not how it could be for you and me
That’s the way it just isn’t right now:
Once and for all, why not regress?
He spoke like a lawyer and I began to understand
I was listening to the latest polls, talking to me
I began to see…
He’s our Jimmy Carter
He always seems to settle for less
America: Once and for all
Why not depress?
