Posts Tagged ‘Ken Cuccinelli’

The Blog Catches Up With Ten Tired Topics

Friday, November 8th, 2013

Gorilla’s not been blogging lately, mostly because he’s got nothing more to say about the following topics:

1) GOP intransigence: Now in Year 5.

2) Immigration reform: Never had a chance, will never have a chance until Republicans are booted back to a minority in all three branches of government.

3) ENDA: ditto.

4) Healthcare reform: a big botch, mainly because Medicare for all would have been much easier to implement, so long as your vested interest wasn’t insurance.

5) Chris Christie: he’ll never be the GOP nominee for President.

6) Ken Cuccinelli: Off to the land of grifterhood.

7) Euroland: finally decided to do some of the right thing with interest rates, but still not doing what’s needed: a much higher inflation target, the end of austerity, and a big increase in German consumption.

8) Fed: See Euroland.

9) Hillary Clinton: if she runs, she’ll win, if she doesn’t, Dems will win anyway.

10: Gun Control: see Immigration and ENDA.

Gorilla says: “More to come eventually, but at the moment there’s nothing much to say, except Happy Birthday, Anka!”


The Tale Of Cooch

Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013

An Election Night Elegy: The Tale Of Cooch

A sodomite cannot be right
So staying anti-gay
Is all the right can do at night
And Cooch will seek a stay.

Infanticide’s their latest cause
Must babies always live
To make their mothers’ deaths a pause
Which Cooch alone can give?

In Old Dominion there is not
In reason much to gain
So long as Stonewall has a shot
Our Cooch shall inflict pain.

Rebranding is a tricky course
When bases never close
Not knowing who might run the bourse
Are Cooch’s deez dem doze.

The votes aren’t there, or are they now?
An off year dream enfolds
One Terry and his Wall Street bow
While Cooch on Fox still scolds.


Conventionally Unwise Journalism

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011

To summarize both the Times and the Post, who collectively seem to have lost their minds in pursuit of nothing very much:

“Everyone in the Know Nothing Party can hardly wait for 2012, so they can nominate and vote for an aging, rapacious, racist, amoral Southern governor”.

Gorilla says: “Those in the know of course yearn for Bachmann/Cuccinelli, or Cuccinelli/Bachmann, surely the dream ticket for every bigoted right-wing extremist Know Nothing aka their entire political party!!!”


A Commonwealth Of Dunces

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

No surprise, really, given that Virginia currently is governed by right-wing extremist idiots…

Who try to save the state money by ordering textbooks that are factually inaccurate!

Gorilla asks: “With books like these, how can we ever explain Ken Cuccinelli to our children?”


Sewing Up The Rich Racist White Male Know Nothing Misogynist Vote

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

It’s Ken Cuccinelli’s to lose…

Gorilla says: “A foolish consistency is the defining characteristic of right-wing lunatic minds!”


Quote Of The Day

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli: “Our opinion basically said that Virginia law enforcement has the authority to make such inquiries so long as they don’t extend the duration of a stop by any significant degree. That’s consistent with Supreme Court authority.”

Gorilla translates: “And it’s basically consistent with the race-baiting, hateful policies of today’s Know Nothing Party. Any additional question at a traffic stop will by definition extend the duration of a stop by any significant degree.”