Posts Tagged ‘Obama’

Lost In Space

Friday, April 16th, 2010

President Obama’s got a new space plan, and it’s a particularly tasty bit of fudge

The right space program would make clear that manned spaceflight is both a waste of time and a waste of money. Putting more money into real scientific expeditions, as opposed to high school experiments in low earth orbit or yet another visit to the moon (or to Mars, where we already know what the planet’s surface looks like), would be a great change of pace.

But astronauts, and the people whose jobs depend on them, aren’t keen on a world without spacemen and spacewomen. Like the Pentagon, NASA is essentially a middle class jobs program. Study after study has concluded that money could be spent more wisely on real science, but that means a lot of folks in Cocoa Beach and Houston will lose their jobs.

So the President splits the difference, going for more manned spaceflight, but not for another 20-30 years, by which time we’ll either be anxious to visit Mars or working so that our Chinese masters can do so.

Gorilla says: “Foreclosure: the final frontier!”

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No Nukes Is More Nukes

Monday, April 12th, 2010

Yet another international summit, this time devoted to nuclear proliferation!

Only, not so much.

Nuclear proliferation by terrorists is the number one security problem facing the US, says our President.

Nuclear proliferation by those actually having nuclear weapons is not on the agenda.

The nuclear arms races in South Asia and the Middle East are a far greater threat to the US than what a handful of terrorists might do.

We don’t really have the capacity to put the brakes on India, Pakistan, Iran, or Israel if one or more of their leaders decide that a nuclear exchange is the only way to maintain national survival.

And yes, arming for annihilation makes no more sense today than it did in 1945.

What is the point of these meetings, which never achieve anything of substance?

Gorilla answers: “To be seen to be beating swords into plowshares, while behind the curtain the plowshares get deadlier!”

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Another Idiotic Rethink

Monday, March 1st, 2010

President Obama’s working on a new nuclear policy: one that eliminates thousands of nuclear weapons without declaring that the US would not be the first to use nuclear weapons in a potential conflict.

In itself, getting rid of these useless weapons is a positive step, as is curtailing investments in more nukes. These are a direct reversal from the Bush Administration’s policy and make efforts at nuclear non-proliferation slightly more credible.

It’s difficult to understand what threats the US currently faces that would require the use of nuclear weapons: terrorists are at best a fifth-rate conventional threat, while countries like Iran and North Korea have not yet demonstrated that they have either the capability to do much damage or wish to engage in national suicide to fulfill their need for recognition.

But it’s also difficult to understand why we continue the proliferation of conventional weapons to fight non-existent wars, nor make much effort to convince Israel, India, Pakistan and other nuclear nations to get serious about joining us one day in a non-nuclear world.

There’s too much atmospherics and too little substance in nuclear policy, so rethinking that doesn’t substantively change the approach to proliferation is a waste of time.

Gorilla says: “We don’t want to look soft, but we do want to look the other way!”

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2015 At The Latest

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

That’s when unemployment will be a less than resounding 6%, or so says our President.

He promises to add 95,000 jobs a month. So it will only take 7 1/2 years to restore the jobs already lost in this recession!

Meanwhile, the Congress proposes a “jobs bill” that will add an entire month’s worth of jobs!

Gorilla says: “It’s about being seen to say something, not actually doing something!”

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Time Wasting: Obama Style

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Another day, another summit on an issue that no one wants to lead on!

Over the weekend, the G-7 boys and girls tried to reassure each other that the PIIGS of Europe aren’t going to be a problem.

Today, it’s President Obama, calling on Republican leaders to join him for yet another pointless summit on health care reform.

The facts are these:

1) Republicans will not vote for any Administration proposal on health care reform, or any other major issue, in 2010.

2) Democrats have not yet decided whether they will abandon health care reform, thus guaranteeing they will lose big time in 2010.

So, the President could say to House Democrats: Vote for the Senate bill and we’ll fix it later using reconciliation.

Or he could engage in a time wasting exercise in hopes that Americans will blame a minority opposition party for the failures of this President and his party to tackle major issues.

Gorilla says: “Good luck with that!”

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Barry Is Moved

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Not by unemployment, or by Know Nothing recalcitrance, but by the Governor of Jakarta!

Seems the famous statue “Barry As A Boy With Butterfly” made some Indonesians angry, because our President, although attending elementary school in Jakarta and more popular in the country than he is in America, hasn’t done much for Indonesians so far.

Gorilla says: “Hopefully Barry will stop being a statue and start being a leader!”

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Trapped And Not Hiring

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

Deficits, deficits, deficits!!!

It’s so horrible, and so laughable. The President has bought in, lock, stock, and barrel, to the mantra of reducing deficits at a time when the US economy is having its worst performance since the Depression. This is coming from the Know Nothing Party mostly, and no one seems to remember the huge deficits created by their President from 2001-08.

The government, of course, should be running much larger deficits, given that consumer and private sector demand has more or less fallen off a cliff. There’s an output gap exceeding $2 trillion, and what we get from our leaders is fretting about non-existent inflation and miniscule additional stimulus packages.

Much more interesting than the deficit blather is the assumption about employment contained in the President’s budget submission:

If his budget was passed in its entirety, the President assumes the unemployment rate in 2012 would still be 8%!!!

That is, the unemployment rate will not have fallen at all during his Presidency.

Gorilla says: “A surer recipe for one and done you would be hard pressed to find!”

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Guns Mean Butter (Or Something)

Friday, January 29th, 2010

It’s another great day for American exports as President Obama proposes to send $6.7 billion of arms to Taiwan.

Hypocrisy? Of course!

But no more so than say all these supposed Know Nothing deficit hawks refusing en masse to vote for Congressional PAYGO budget rules.

Or not being brave or rich enough, if you’re New York’s billionaire mayor, to have a terrorist trial in the Big Apple, while Wichita manages very nicely to try and convict the domestic terrorist who killed the abortion doctor.

Gorilla sums it all up on a bipartisan basis for a country steeped in ungovernable sophistry: “You can’t spell proliferation without pro-life!”

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Official: The Shark Is Now Jumped

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Farewell, Obama!

Fonz, can you believe it?

A 3-year freeze on discretionary spending, other than the wasteful Pentagon, Homeland Security, Veteran’s spending, guess that’s why they call it the blues…

What’s it all about, Barry?

Trying to be a deficit hawk, trying to be a middle class champion, trying to be anything other than a leader?

It’s certainly not about economics, it’s certainly not about being bold, it’s all about panic, polls, and pandering!

Last week was the worst of this Presidency, followed this week by the beginning of the end of this Presidency…

Reviewing the situation:

1) Republicans will not do anything other than sit back, vote no, and relax.

2) Democrats remain divided, the governing party of the ungovernable.

3) Obama, who’s run a campaign from day one, now starts another one, and he is toast.

Gorilla says: “It’s all over but the shouting, and nobody’s listening!”

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Pastichin’ The Night Away

Monday, January 25th, 2010

    A Bozo Pastiche Song

I heard a young man speaking out just the other day;
I stopped just to listen to what he had to say;
He spoke straight and simple-but I was depressed.
He said, “Once and for all, why not regress?”

He said his name was Barack Obama and he is for now our President
And he laid out a plan of action-which had no past tense!

He talked about the government, but not how it could be for you and me
That’s the way it just isn’t right now:
Once and for all, why not regress?

He spoke like a lawyer and I began to understand
I was listening to the latest polls, talking to me
I began to see…

He’s our Jimmy Carter
He always seems to settle for less
America: Once and for all
Why not depress?

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