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Posts Tagged ‘Pope’
Shorter Pope On Condoms
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010Lesser Evil Is Still Evil
Sunday, November 21st, 2010Gorilla is one of those people who can’t understand why anyone thinks anything the Pope says is worth wasting time over.
This amoral, stonewalling clown, who continues to preside over policies (homophobia, second-class citizenship for all women, and the promotion of poverty through overpopulation and sexual ignorance) that vastly damage humankind, is now unjustly lauded for being just slightly less than completely backward when it comes to condom use: it’s now all fine so long as the users are homosexual men who will die of AIDS anyway.
Sexuality, on the other hand, remains equated with drug abuse (it not’s about expressing love,”but only a sort of drug that people administer to themselves”) and the sexuality of women has still not gained anything resembling acceptance in this intellectual pygmy’s worldview.
Gorilla says: “When there’s an apology for all the suffering he’s brought in the name of Jesus, then the German Shepherd will earn a place somewhere outside the kennel”.
A More Accurate Memo Would Say…
Sunday, April 25th, 2010“The visit to Britain by Pope Benedict XVI, the noted protector of pedophiles, could be endangered, if anyone still took him seriously”.
Instead, a Foreign Office memo suggests Benedict develop a line of condoms, bless a gay marriage, ordain a woman priest, and open an abortion clinic.
Gorilla says: “One man’s pedophile is another man’s Saint Peter”.
Shorter New Vatican Abuse Policy
Monday, April 12th, 2010A one sentence change from the Vatican strikes a new way forward, apparently they’re no longer going to liken themselves to the victims of antisemitism or curse the Christ-killing Jews who are out to get the Pope!
The new approach to priestly abuse: “Civil law good, cover-up bad, lawyers collect!”
Gorilla does the time line: “Apostles 12–Pius XII–Coffers 0″
Malaysian Sodomy And Papal Bull
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Once again, the main Malaysian opposition leader has been charged with sodomy.
One wonders why sodomy is the preferred choice of those seeking to eliminate democracy in that southeast Asian nation.
Why not go with adultery, and keep the sexual orientation stuff neutral? Oh right, because Mr. Ibrahim only has the one wife.
Meanwhile, the Pope has come out against a revision of equality laws in the UK that would make it more difficult for churches and religious communities to discriminate based on sexual orientation.
Apparently, the organized religious community’s motto is: “We have a right to promote ignorance, homophobia, and intolerance, the Bible tells us so”.
And of course they do have a right to such beliefs, it’s called free speech.
But they’re not entitled to a taxpayer’s subsidy for these views, and that’s the point of the legislation.
Gorilla says: “That’s why for most of us, Jesus and Allah left the building a long time ago!”
Ask The Pope
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009The next time some Catholic bishop or Know Nothing Party activist tells you that abortion and improved access to contraception are wrong, ask them:
And killing 70,000 women and maiming millions more is right?
What’s behind their morality is misogyny, pure and simple.
These amoral arbiters of morality don’t want women to control their own bodies, much less their own lives.
Their attitude is deeply insulting to anyone with a brain.
Hopefully, the coming generations will recognize this evil for what it is, and we’ll hear no more from them ever again.
Gorilla thinks: “The German Shepherd needs a good muzzle!”
