Posts Tagged ‘proliferation’

Guns Mean Butter (Or Something)

Friday, January 29th, 2010

It’s another great day for American exports as President Obama proposes to send $6.7 billion of arms to Taiwan.

Hypocrisy? Of course!

But no more so than say all these supposed Know Nothing deficit hawks refusing en masse to vote for Congressional PAYGO budget rules.

Or not being brave or rich enough, if you’re New York’s billionaire mayor, to have a terrorist trial in the Big Apple, while Wichita manages very nicely to try and convict the domestic terrorist who killed the abortion doctor.

Gorilla sums it all up on a bipartisan basis for a country steeped in ungovernable sophistry: “You can’t spell proliferation without pro-life!”

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Guns Before Butter

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Taiwan may not want our beef, but we sure like beefing up their missile stocks!

It’s hard to understand why the Administration wants to end nuclear proliferation, or expects anyone else to join that party, while continuing to sell conventional arms to pretty much anybody we like.

In this case, we’ve managed to hit the double: cutting off one export market and pissing off the Chinese.

Gorilla asks: “What now, mad cow?”

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A Bank Without Credit

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Taking a cue presumably from the zombie banks in the USA, the IAEA has agreed to set up a nuclear fuel processing bank in Russia!

Putting aside whether anyone will make a deposit, why Russia? Aren’t we still spending a few billion to track down and secure all the nuclear weapons from the old Soviet Union?

It’s another example of the curious inconsistency about proliferation.

We don’t deny nations the right to peaceful nuclear power, but don’t ourselves allow international inspection of our stockpiles.

We think nuclear proliferation is terrible, but conventional arms sales are a big money spinner.

We’d like Iran to get with the program, but aren’t willing to cajole Israel, India, or Pakistan to join the party.

Gorilla says: “Hypocrisy is job one at the IAEA Bank Of Tomorrow!”

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Proliferation Means Jobs!

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Well, the Pentagon said it didn’t need the F-22, and Congress went along very reluctantly after the President threatened to veto the defense bill.

But it doesn’t end there, mais non!

Now some in Congress want the Pentagon to produce an “export” version, and so they’ve voted to lift the ban on exporting stealth technology.

Apparently, the Japanese and Australians, among others, can’t wait to sign up for the costliest fighter jet in history. Sure, it will start another arms race in Asia, but that’s good for us: American jobs will be saved!!!

Gorilla says: “What about jobs at Disney? Couldn’t they be brought in to restage World War II in the Pacific, say for the price of one F-22?”

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It’s Proliferation Time!

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Originally, it was about the revenge of a son against his father.

Then, it was about terrorism, but there weren’t any terrorists or WMD.

Then, it was about oil. The whole adventure would be paid for out of loose OPEC change.

Now, it’s about arms sales. Very important to America’s economic recovery!

A couple of trillion later, we still can’t find a lousy $150 billion/year to cover the uninsured.

Gorilla channels Der Bingle: “When the crew of the right meets the gold bankers pay, guns are the next fee!”

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Proliferation? A-Ok!

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Hillary promises more weapons for our Gulf allies if Iran gets too stroppy.

There are 2 kinds of proliferation:

*Nuclear: Just fine if we’re talking civilian nuclear power in India, or whatever they’d like to build secretly in Israel and Pakistan, but not allowed for any reason in North Korea or Iran.

*Conventional: Totally ok, we’re in a recession, must create jobs, you know?

Gorilla says: “In proliferation, there’s only one kind of hypocrisy. It must contribute to global warming, sustain America’s vital defense industry, and be threatened, preferably by as many murky, uncontrollable dictators as possible”.

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Bearing Down

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

As an obsolescently trained former expert on the USSR, Gorilla has little time for the Russians.

They seem to occupy a mindset frozen in time, much like the Serbians. Memories there are of great and powerful days, but these, like much of our own Global War on Terror, are built on fantasy. Nukes still roam the world, but Russian tanks can’t get much beyond their old Caucasian graveyards. The only sabres they rattle are the ones no one cares much to hear.

President Obama visits with no clear idea of what the Russians want to be. He must keep moving forward, in this case to wherever the reset button may be, even as he repeats in Afghanistan the very mistakes that helped topple the Soviet empire. He thinks Medvedev and Putin can be jawboned like so many Chicago pols. He’d like some help with North Korea, Iran, and proliferation, but has very little to offer a middling petro thug state ruled by what’s left of the secret police.

Missile defense? Hard to know who benefits more from scrapping this delusion. A few less weapons of mass destruction? We seem more afraid of one rogue bomb hidden in a madrassah than a few thousand SS-20s gathering dust in a Moscow exurb. Less regional adventurism? Not likely to see progress on this unless we can convince the Swedish banks to expand southwards. Trade and other forms of cooperation? The casinos have been closed, and the ruble doesn’t look like riding the next wave of financial engineering.

On the other hand, willful historical ignorance makes any inferiority complex dangerous, so we have to keep talking. It’s the sort of thing Stalin would have understood as he gazed longingly across the Bering Strait to Wasilla.

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