Posts Tagged ‘Richard Holbrooke’

Holbrooke: More Relevant To Health Care Than Anything Else

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Holbrooke’s dead and an object lesson in what’s wrong with American health care…

There wasn’t any chance, post-torn aorta, that he would live, but if you’re rich and/or famous enough, you can get whatever they’ll give, and they’ll give plenty.

Most of the health care dollars spent in this country go to the last few months/weeks/days of life, suggesting for the umpteenth time that an acceptance of death’s inevitability remains the greatest obstacle to genuine reform…

In life, of course, Holbrooke was one of those neocon ideologists who accomplished very little and damaged very much.

Nobody liked them, everyone had to deal with them, but once in power anyone with a bit of sense decided not to bother with them.

Such centrist folks put out to pasture (but retaining great journalistic contacts) are always portrayed in Washington as heroic and tough diplomats, but in reality their arrogance and their ignorance of facts on the ground always got in the way of their capacity to do anything.

When Bosnia is cited as your singular achievement, and 15 years later isn’t anywhere near being solved, oh well, let’s not speak ill of the dead or the hangers on at Dayton’s airport!

Gorilla says: “It helps to be a Villager in the Village of the Damned!”

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An Exploding 3-5 Idiot

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

Richard Holbrooke again, in Kabul and worried about election fraud undertaken by President Karzai and his supporters (and of course, some others who have no chance of winning).

“Explosive” talks were held, with many denials and much shouting all round. The Idiot may have walked out, but like everything else over there that’s in denial!

Does it really matter who wins this election? Without the NATO troops, Karzai’s or anyone else’s government wouldn’t last 5 minutes.

The Afghan and related warlord armies have been fighting for more than 30 years, first against the Russkies, lately against the Taliban, yet we can’t get ‘em trained to take over militarily for at least another 3-5, despite saying we could only 3-5 ago.

Gorilla concludes: “Whatever the point was in Afghanistan, we’ve sharpened it down to the quick, and a quick getaway is what we’ll get!”

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More Idiocy From The Idiot’s Idiot

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Richard Holbrooke, again.

Seems he thinks the Taliban’s getting way more money from Persian Gulf sources than from the drug trade.

Lots of Middle Eastern guys are coming across the borders with suitcases full of cash.

The Taliban are a low-cost insurgency, says the Ambassador, but they can still blow up things down the block from the drones at the Kandahar air base.

No irony here, still we’re funding both sides of a pointless war once again, whether through drug demand or oil demand, whether through Pentagonal budgets or foreign aid budgets, but our Special Envoy can’t be bothered to connect the dots.

Gorilla thinks: “The Dayton airport never looked so good to a man whose times have passed him by!”

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The Barn Door Called Holbrooke

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

When you lack a strategy, but want to pretend things aren’t going south, there’s really only one man to call: Richard Holbrooke.

We’re approaching year 15 of NATO forces in Bosnia, the result of Holbrooke’s last Special Envoy “breakthrough”.

Meanwhile, in Dayton, Ohio, where Holbrooke once gave peace a chance, the unemployment rate’s gone from 3.4 to 11.5%.

I’m certain the locals wouldn’t mind having a few moderate Talibaners, a sharp-dressed man like Hamad Karzai, and the Pakistani intelligence services in town to stimulate the local economy.

Anyhow, firm and resolute, an envoy’s envoy, Holbrooke opines: We need a new task force on Taliban drug money!

And here I thought we had this already, a little thing called The US Treasury Office of Terrorism And Financial Intelligence.

Now granted, this agency’s been doing a bang-up job in places like Mexico and Colombia, you can hear the bangs outside your window most every night down there, but that’s only because we’re financing both sides of the war on drugs.

In Afghanistan it’s vastly different, there are way more than two sides and NATO’s doing its level best to finance each and every one.

Diplomatically, Gorilla is stumped: “We could make Afghan drug lords work for Big Pharma, in the same way Mexican and Colombian drug lords work for American gun dealers, but then how would we fill Holbrooke’s valuable time?”.

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