Gorilla returns to the blog with a few insights from the outer limits on issues that won’t matter at all in 2012:
The Know Nothing Party’s Presidential and Vice Presidential Nominees: Whoever they are, they will lose the general election.
The US defense budget: Could easily be cut by 30-50%, but it’s a middle class jobs program, so it will remain, like ag subsidies, a symbol of what politicians will never touch in any serious way.
The Arab League: No, they won’t solve Syria, or any other Middle Eastern problem, because they never have.
Middle East peace: See The Arab League.
North Korea: Another dictator, another year of irrelevance.
Iranian noisemaking: They’re more concerned with consolidating their influence in Baghdad and Kabul. Cutting off the country’s main source of revenue is not on the agenda of the craziest of mullahs.
Unemployment: the great non-issue of 2008-12 continues to be ignored.
Russia: The KGB will continue running the place until Russians decide to be more like Syrians, and Russians won’t.
Gorilla says: “Pick your own issue, pretend it’s important, do nothing to address it, and you’ll be a viable non-issue expert in no time!”
