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Shorter Sarah Palin Presidential Noncampaign
Thursday, October 6th, 2011Always The Victim, Never Responsible
Wednesday, January 12th, 2011Sarah Palin, of course, who says it’s a “blood libel” to connect her inflammatory rhetoric and gunsight targeting signs to the shooting in Arizona!
Fortunately, most of America sees this amoral and ignorant clown for what she is: a selfish idiot who wallows in victimhood so as to get richer by condoning and delivering loony tunes hate speech.
Gorilla says: “The best way to promote free speech and an honest airing of political differences is for the mainstream media and our supposedly sensible political leaders not to dignify this mendacious moron!”
For It, Against It, For It
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010The man who brought America the unqualified, unethical, right-wing nutjob known as Sarah Palin says he hasn’t changed his mind twice about gays in the military.
Three years ago: “The day that the leadership of the military comes to me and says, ‘Senator, we ought to change the policy,’ then I think we ought to consider seriously changing it,” McCain said in October 2006 to an audience of Iowa State University students.
Yesterday: “At this moment of immense hardship for our armed services, we should not be seeking to overturn the ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy,” he said bluntly, before describing it as “imperfect but effective.”
Today, although the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the nation’s highest ranking military officer, was only speaking for himself yesterday in supporting gays in the military, according to McCain’s office: “There has to be a determination from our military leaders that they think it is a good idea to change the policy; then, of course, Senator McCain will listen to them.”
Gorilla says: “Can we please now consign this clown to the ash heap of history? I want to see him with William E. Miller for Amex, not destroying our country in the Senate!”
$25K, Batshit Not Included
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009Sarah Palin’s price for dinner? $25,000 and up!
How does that compare to say having Gordon Liddy light a flame at your table? He’s a $20-30K guy!
Or nutjob talk show host Laura Ingraham? Yep, she’s a Liddite, too!
Or perennial nutjob candidate Alan Keyes? A bargain at $10-20K!
Losing VP candidate Walter Mondale also gets $20-30K!
Loser actual VP Dan Quayle ditto!!!
Gorilla declaims: “To paraphrase Chico, for not speaking I get double!”
Lying Is Easier
Friday, August 14th, 2009What’s more puzzling is why the President and the Democratic Party don’t call these folks and the political party they belong to what they are: demagogic, amoral, and racist.
When contemptible idiots like Chuck Grassley and Sarah Palin are treated as serious, thoughtful people, you know health care isn’t going anywhere anytime some.
Gorilla says: “Spreading hatred of the other is the new post-partisanship, and as old as the hills”.
When In Roma, Bounce Some Czechs
Monday, July 6th, 2009According to the BBC, Canada has decided to reduce the number of asylum seekers from the Czech Republic. What Canada (population in excess of 33 million) considers a “large influx” of Czechs so far in 2009 are over 1,000 asylum seekers, versus 860 in all of 2008.
The vast majority of these are Gypsies or Roma, who are probably the single most despised minority in Europe.
Roma are seen simultaneously by many Europeans, and particularly those of a right-wing persuasion, as shiftless layabouts and crafty, dirty beggars, more or less the same way right-wing persuaders like Lou Dobbs describe immigrants to the United States: “Over there, they’re taking our jobs. Over here, they’re on welfare.”
The Canadians think Roma are economic migrants lacking a well-founded fear of persecution, although thousands were killed by the Nazis and there have been well-documented attacks by Czech neo-Nazi groups in the past year.
Gorilla assumes this news means we now can’t count on Ottawa, with its socialized medicine and its well managed banks, to take in Lou Dobbs…or Sarah Palin…or Rush Limbaugh…or Pat Buchanan…or the rest of our economically driven Roma.
