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State Of The Union

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Unemployment: 10% (real unemployment closer to 17%)

Economy: Growing anemically, not enough to create new jobs. Real estate will continue tanking, the consumer’s on the sidelines.

Leadership: Nonexistent, the country’s basically ungovernable.

Solutions: Nothing serious on offer, we must cut the deficit and stop inflation or face eternal damnation from minor gods named Pete Peterson and Ben Bernanke. Health care reform would help a lot, but is stuck. Cutting defense would help a lot, but is untouchable politically. Inflation’s not a serious threat, but deflation remains a possibility. Public works spending would help, but Pete won’t be pleased; gutting social programs is his agenda. The Fed could do more QE, but that conflicts with cultivating a bogus reputation.

Gorilla: “Who’s President again?”

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