Posts Tagged ‘terrorism’

Jihad Jane

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Well, a sillier terrorist plot could be imagined, but the tale of Jihad Jane is right up there!

In a nutshell, she plotted to kill an unidentified Swedish man and provided material support to terrorists, in the form of some fundraising, an arranged marriage and the theft of a passport.

These terrorists may or may not have been the group recently arrested in Ireland for plotting to kill a Danish cartoonist who drew Mohammad as a dog.

Yes, it’s that ridiculous.

But for the authorities, Jihad Jane’s a godsend. Now that terrorists are recruiting hapless Americans to their cause, we can at last justify the billions spent tracking down a handful of very marginal people.

Gorilla says: “What about Tarzan? Didn’t I see him buying Saga Blue the other day?”

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Kangaroos Win Out

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Why is our country so afraid of the rule of law?

The Administration appears ready to reverse itself and go with a military tribunal in the case of 9/11 “mastermind” Khalid Sheik Mohammed.

Such tribunals so far have been little more than kangaroo courts.

Apparently, a 90 plus percent conviction rate isn’t good enough to stave off political disadvantage, so the cowardly way out is, as usual, the easy choice.

Gorilla says: “We are a country of laws, unless we feel like breaking them, then we’re a country of injustice!”

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The Odds Of Terrorism Down Under

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

In Australia, terrorists are now regarded as a permanent threat, particularly home-grown, lone wolf terrorists.

Leaving aside the fact that Australia has never had a domestic terrorist attack, what are the odds that an Australian might be a terrorist?

Approximately 1 in 525,000.

Gorilla says: “Or slightly less than the odds of an Australian dying by falling out of bed”.

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A Free Pass For White Christian Terrorists

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

A disgruntled idiot in Texas (a state full of disgruntled idiots) engaged in an act of domestic terrorism last week, flying a plane into a building in Austin.

And this terrorist’s daughter says he’s a hero, not for having murdered an innocent person, which apparently was inappropriate and wrong, even according to her psychosis, but for having fought “injustice” committed by the government.

Irony of ironies, the terrorist’s daughter now lives in Norway, because she lost her job and health care there is better!

Let’s be clear: had he survived the attack and been anything other than a white Christian, our political leaders would want him tortured (see: the Christmas underwear bomber).

Gorilla says: “Unless we condemn all acts of terrorism, regardless of race, color, or creed, and all acts of torture, whether committed by our own or other governments, we are no better than and just as deranged as the nut jobs who attack us”.

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Islamic Civil War Continues

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Today’s bombings: in Pakistan and in Iraq

These were aimed at Shiites attending religious festivals, and were presumably detonated by or at the behest of Sunnis.

In Pakistan, Sunnis are the majority, in Iraq, the Shiites hold sway.

These religion-based civil wars appear to be beyond our control, and certainly beyond the control of the local governments.

It’s difficult to square our national security strategy in these regions, which is essentially to keep Islamic terrorists from attacking in the West, with the reality on the ground in places where terrorists live: there aren’t any jobs, village life is more or less medieval, and the populations are easy targets for the ravings and the bombs of religious fanatics.

No amount of soldiers will change the situation, and it’s very unlikely that weak and corrupt governments can do anything more than pursue containment in those regions they tenuously control.

What’s frustrating and depressing about all this is that these problems don’t get discussed by our political leaders.

They seem stuck on either fear (“they’ll be attacking by July!”) or on anger (“we’ll show these ragwearers a thing or two!”).

And they certainly want to do anything to avoid admitting that we don’t have a clue about what’s going on in Iraq, Pakistan, or Afghanistan, or that the threat a few thousand fifth-rate terrorists pose to our way of life is extremely minimal.

We’re not winning anything, we’re not nation building, and we’re not promoting democracy: we’re essentially a marginal player in a religious civil war.

Gorilla says: “It’s their fight, not ours, and so far they want to keep fighting!”

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Guns Mean Butter (Or Something)

Friday, January 29th, 2010

It’s another great day for American exports as President Obama proposes to send $6.7 billion of arms to Taiwan.

Hypocrisy? Of course!

But no more so than say all these supposed Know Nothing deficit hawks refusing en masse to vote for Congressional PAYGO budget rules.

Or not being brave or rich enough, if you’re New York’s billionaire mayor, to have a terrorist trial in the Big Apple, while Wichita manages very nicely to try and convict the domestic terrorist who killed the abortion doctor.

Gorilla sums it all up on a bipartisan basis for a country steeped in ungovernable sophistry: “You can’t spell proliferation without pro-life!”

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It’s Still Illegal

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Detention without trial, that is, the sort of thing you find in police states and other thuggocracies.

President Obama’s task force on Guantanamo is supposed to complete its report today.

Of the roughly 250 remaining “detainees” in Guantanamo, the task force reckons there are fifty that fall into the category: “can’t be tried, can’t be freed, can’t be returned, can’t be let go”.

Of course, this conclusion is being released on a Friday, the better to be buried by the banker story, or the health care story, or the Haiti story.

And it’s dead wrong: America is a country of laws and the rule of law must be observed.

So, everyone at Gitmo should be either released to their home countries (or offered asylum if they have a well founded fear of persecution upon their return) or tried in US civilian courts (not bogus military tribunals), and Gitmo should be shut down.

Federal prosecutors have a 90-plus percent conviction rate when it comes to terrorism, so there should be no fear of prosecuting.

We won’t be releasing those found innocent to wander the streets of America, conducting jihad, so there is absolutely nothing to worry about.

On the other hand, holding these people without trial means there is nothing, absolutely nothing, to stop any regime anywhere in the world from doing the same thing to Americans they may consider dangerous, and not just Americans who are captured on or near the battlefield: every American would be endangered.

As a county, we must accept that defending democracy means practicing democracy, no more and no less. That’s what the sacrifice of our soldiers is all about.

Gorilla says: “A mature democracy is as old as habeas corpus and it’s time our country grew up!”

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Refreshing If Unchanging

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Refreshingly, the President took responsibility for the multiple intelligence community failures behind the underwear bomber’s attempted terrorist attack.

Unchangingly, the President seems to be making a distinction between accountability, which he accepts, and blame, which he does not wish to dole out. It’s a distinction without a difference when it comes to actual policy.

These failures were clearly firing offenses, or at the very least required a degree of professional integrity that might offer resignations if you happened to be the head of the CIA or Homeland Security.

Instead, there will be lots of scrambling, lots of money wasted on air marshals and body scanning machines, and the odds of a similar attack being successful will be the same: about 11 billion to one.

The President seems to be a grown up, but he’s allowing the frightened children of an immature nation to make policy, so it’s difficult to see what lessons were learned in this fiasco.

Gorilla says: “Bring on the responsibility and bring me the heads on sticks!”

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This Week’s George T. Platter And Bait

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

The tidetime folklorist wonders when accountability will be called to account and not adjusted for ability.

This Week’s Platter: “Spies” by Coldplay (learning to share when you just don’t care)

This Week’s Bait: The Astro-Thermo Underwear Suit aka The Nigerian Zander Lander

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Dots Don’t, Lead Won’t

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Success has a thousand fathers and failure is an orphan

But none of ‘em get fired!

Gorilla says: “I tolerate everything and accept nothing, unless it’s the other way around!”

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