Posts Tagged ‘uighurs’

All Aboard For Jellyfish Lake

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

A country that does not fear the rule of law would do the right thing: try or release all those still being held at Guantanamo, Bagram, and elsewhere.

Allow sentences to be served either in the United States or the home country of those found guilty (assuming they won’t be tortured).

Allow those who are released without trial to live in the United States or return to their home country (assuming they won’t be tortured).

But a country of cowards ships ‘em out to Palau!

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Seems only right for us quivering, spineless, and fearful Americans to give the Palau Visitors Authority a plug. They provided the picture above and the courage of our failure at convictions.

Gorilla says: “Be sure to wave to our brave politicians when you see ‘em at Jellyfish Lake!”

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Meanwhile, In Another World Not Quite Aung San: A Bozo Ottava Rima Song

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Uighurs won’t be visited by Ban Ki Moon
Uighurs won’t be going to the Olympic Games
Uighurs won’t be asked to carry a tune
Uighurs won’t be getting anything but flames
Uighurs won’t be roaming free anytime soon
Uighurs won’t be at sea or bought off with dames
Uighurs you see are not yet UN delights
Uighurs you see are killed, just like human rights.

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